That’s all he wrote

Ran 8 miles to pick up my car because I’m a fucking madman. Loved my pacing here

@nettermike @reddit_lies Trump has openly celebrated the deaths of multiple people on his own social media platform so all bets are off at this point

It’s been 177 days since Lucy Martinez was filmed making Charlie Kirk neck gestures, and she’s STILL employed by Nathan Hale Elementary School, who did everything to bury this story. They want us to forget. I promise you, we haven’t, and we won’t.

@Booker4KY @RoKhanna Andy Beshear should get in on this endorsement

🚨ENDORSEMENT ALERT!!!🚨 Congressman @RoKhanna has endorsed our campaign for U.S. Senate! We need leaders who will stand up to Trump and his enablers. We need leaders who will stand up for working families and hold people like Elon Musk accountable. I am proud to have the endorsement of Rep. Khanna, who shares these values and has even partnered with Kentucky Rep. Thomas Massie to take on the Epstein class. That’s the leadership I’ll bring to the Senate, and I’m honored to have Rep. Khanna’s support in this race. When I said the momentum is real, I meant it. Kentucky, we’re going to flip this seat!

@theuselesscoin Useless Pump

Crypto is so Useless right now.

Williamsburg, Brooklyn: Where trust fund kids go to cosplay as broke people

@nycgraceryan Williamsburg - Trust fund kids cosplaying as broke people

Williamsburg on a nice spring weekday is unreal. Everyone is hot and everyone is seemingly unemployed.

@JDVance You’ve been silent on Trump’s Iran war, don’t you want to talk about that one, buddy?

⁨We’ve all seen the chaos unleashed by Democrats at airports across the country. It’s preposterous that Chuck Schumer continues to hold TSA funding hostage. Thankfully, ICE will bring sanity to our airports starting tomorrow, but it’s far past time for Democrats to fund DHS.

@MurrayHillGuy1 She’s obese

Friend has a date tonight with this chubby chick… what we thinking?

@DramaAlert Congrats on your historic win, Kim!!!

North Korea Supreme Leader Kim Jon un has won his re-election with a 99.93% vote... Do you think he rigged it? 💀

Robot gets ANGRY after playing soccer.

People who spend two hours lifting at the gym are inefficient as fuck. You just need 45 minutes - 1 hour, four times a week and you’re good to go for your lift. This is me slamming 225 on 30 incline as a 6’3 guy (it’s harder to bench as a tall person) so it fucking works

I’m convinced that 96% of you are bots.

@Deviled_meggs_ I hooked up with a 24 year old as a 34 year old guy at the time last year, so yeah I’m down

MEN: Would you date a woman 10 years younger than you??

@doomerzoomer I don’t mind fat girls in the bedroom as long as they have a cute face but that’s too much

Scientists have discovered that tea bags are a massive source of microplastics. What the fuck, man

You can use hinge as a hookup and FWB app, it’s not weird.

It’s hard to look at this while I’m on a 48 hour water fast

Can’t spell retarded without ‘reta’ - can’t wait to see the long-term consequences of people using this new fad to lose weight.

How to spot LA kids on a trust fund: Go to Dialog cafe on a random weekday during regular business hours

How to spot an underemployed loser who “parties in the city” but lives in Jersey or Long Island: “Yeah man I’m in the city every weekend, shit’s lit”

Tinder must be a nightmare if you live in one of these towns, similar to Jersey’s problem