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thugaurelius
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Was recoiling at how awful this advice was then I checked account location
Philosophy of Ages@PhilosophyAges
HERE'S HOW TO APPROACH WOMEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
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What are we doing here man
God made you the height you are, and Black people invented Timberlands
There’s no excuse for men wearing heels
Clavicular@Clavicular0
Id like to anyone hating to try to have the leverage required to wrestle while wearing 3 inches of height inserts. We arent playing the same game.
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@ZherkaOfficial Agreed. People need to touch grass and expand their worldview
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@rawmilkhoney Move into my apartment in Tallahassee honey 😁😁😁
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The bride of this bachelorette party flashed me her b cup tits and her friend told me it was no big deal because “the whole neighborhood already seen em”
Engaged to be married
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@jakeshieldsajj This is the truest thing you’ve ever said Jake
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Hey, people, this guy never put Clav in a chokehold; he put him on his back in a head and arm
There is zero choke, and this is a position used to hold someone on the ground
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
Clavicular was almost CHOKED OUT! 😳‼️
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Woke up tired, feel bloated, and I literally can't wear cotton larges because my shoulders are too big
Going to try and clean stuff and get to bed tonight. It's such a beautiful day out but I feel like I'm in a lazy, empty, fugue state
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@thugaurelius Doubt ur doing shots with a foid on a Friday you chud ass #cuck
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remember when making this kind of joke would get you banned and doxxed and fired from your job
Bunts@soylennial
when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"
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“He cost so many people jobs”
Snow White and The *SEVEN* Dwarfs
He cost 3.5 people jobs
Percy@percyishim
Former WWE Superstar Hornswoggle reveals why he hates "Game of Thrones" actor Peter Dinklage. “Fvck you Peter Dinklage. I fvcking hate him because he caused so many people in my community not to get jobs with the Snow White bullshit” “It pisses me off. He costed so many people jobs” “He wanted to make a statement and thought he was making some cool/hip thing but he wasn’t” “When he did Elf, that check cashed just fine. Tyrion Lannister was a role for a little person and he cashed that check” “I’m okay not going for Brad Pitts role. Give me grumpy or happy or sleepy”
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