Lie Berry

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Lie Berry

Lie Berry

@thxsoundsgood

USA Katılım Ekim 2008
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Collin’s Ghost
Collin’s Ghost@ivebeencollin·
@TownsUsa Imagine the farts of someone who only eats $0.80 Kroger sausages
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Vivian
Vivian@suchnerve·
Society right now feels like a scaled-up version of when you know you’re gonna vomit but your body is still building up to it
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Lie Berry
Lie Berry@thxsoundsgood·
FUCK!!!!!
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Maia Bittner
Maia Bittner@maiab·
even though Emily says “standard jobs” I actually think this situation is pretty uncommon. by the time you have elementary aged kids you’re either senior enough at work that you can get in on a random Tuesday at 11am without stress (move your client meetings or whatever) or your job is not that serious and you can just not schedule a shift for then. the very specific stage where you’re grinding/striving it out in a serious job, can’t take a break is ideally just like 5ish years of your career and many people cranked it out before they had kids. in the unlikely scenario where you didn’t (now it’s time for doctor residency or whatever) it’s pretty unlikely that it’s BOTH parents overlapping in it at exactly the same time. so some of this is causal like if your job has ZERO flexibility and you don’t make very much money you stay home with the kids. jobs with zero flexibility and lots of money seem sort of rare to me and weird if both parents have this.
emily may@emilykmay

idk how two parents with standard in person 9-5 jobs have elementary aged kids because every three weeks there is some award ceremony, parade, or presentation at school that is from 9:30-9:45 am. and in the month of may, it's once a week, and don't forget the random half days.

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Lie Berry@thxsoundsgood·
Why is no one kissing me
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miss worm
miss worm@missus_wormy·
Men used to see a beautiful woman and fantasize about getting to have sex with her and now they fantasize about chad having sex with her and then get mad about it
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dash
dash@thedigitaldash_·
i hate when someone’s only methods of flirting are meanness and lust. why can’t you flirt with sweetness lol
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Lie Berry
Lie Berry@thxsoundsgood·
Me in my head any time I’ve been in the gym the last few months: “……is this a heated rivalry situation???”
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Miilato
Miilato@miiilato·
being single is fun until the clock hits 11pm
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Lie Berry
Lie Berry@thxsoundsgood·
I think objectively the funniest possible accent is Jamaican Canadian
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Lie Berry@thxsoundsgood·
@europemaxxed Never any shame starting a discussion about problems THEY cause with “wow, you have all really disappointed me”
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Riddle
Riddle@RiddleSmasher·
@zapatas_mom You haven't given a reason why the average man is too undesirable of the average woman.
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Vinnie DiMauro
Vinnie DiMauro@dimauro_vinnie·
Ranger having fun with his old first base coach
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Lie Berry
Lie Berry@thxsoundsgood·
I don’t think watching porn as a teenager fucked me up as much as reading serious literary fiction about the disappointment of middle age did.
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Trevor Official
Trevor Official@TrevorOfficialR·
The best part of having a girlfriend is watching porn behind her back
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