ANDI BASIR HAMKA

Suami istri saja yg apabila salah satunya melirik laki2 atau perempuan lain pasti salah satunya cemburu atau bahkan marah. ALLAH yang meciptakan manusia dan alam semesta, apabila hambanya meminta sesuatu hal selain KepadaNya, Allah akan murka.

@Windekind_Budi selama ini perasaan Neymar punya trofi Copa America. ternyata ga pernah menang ya dia 😅

Alvaro Cortes vs Alaves

🚨🗣Yaya Toure ; Modern midfielders are all obsessed with clean passes and perfect stats. But Gavi? He plays with the spirit of an absolute warrior. He fights for every single blade of grass like it's a Champions League final. He has the elite technical skill of La Masia, but the fearless heart of an African lion. Every great dynasty needs a soldier exactly like him on the pitch

Summit Bawakaraeng 🥹😍

@BarcaUniversal @Somhiseremfcb How do I tell my kid that an 18 years old players created these chances in a single match, and none was converted to goal. Barcelona seriously needs to do better.

@barcastuff_idn @orioldomenech kemarin deco sange banget sama luis diaz. jadi gak berani lagi deh remehin selera deco lagi

Gol roket Hakan Calhanoglu ini kayak gak masuk akal coy 🤯 #InterRoma #SerieA

In 2007, a Spanish comedian named Juan Joya Borja sat down for a television interview in Seville, Spain and tried to tell a story about the time he worked as a kitchen porter at a beach restaurant. He could barely get through it. The story was simple. One night he tied twenty large cooking pans to sticks in the sand by the shore and left them in the shallow water overnight to soak and clean. When he came back the next morning, the tide had taken nineteen of them out to sea. Only one was left. His wages were docked to pay for the replacements. The story is not especially funny written down. But the way he told it, interrupting himself every few seconds with a high-pitched wheezing laugh he could not control, toothless and bent double in his chair, was something else entirely. His nickname was El Risitas. It means Giggles. The clip sat quietly on YouTube for eight years. Then in 2015 someone added fake subtitles making it look like he was a designer mocking the new MacBook. Five million views in a month. The format spread everywhere. Politicians, tech companies, sports scandals. His face became one of the most used meme templates on the internet. His laughing close-up became a Twitch emote called KEKW used over 400 million times. When he became seriously ill in 2020 and needed his leg amputated, fans who had never met him raised over fourteen thousand euros for his medical care and a wheelchair. He sent a video thanking them. He passed away on April 28, 2021. He was 65.

🚨🗣️ Gabriel Batistuta: "Best number 9 in the game today? I could say Mbappé, but I could also say Lautaro Martinez, I could say Haaland. They just score, every game." "Haaland surprised me. He is always in the right place. If you give him 3 balls, he scores 4 (laughs). Sometimes he looks uninterested, then he scores."

2/ Pengaruh Pep Guardiola. Pep Guardiola pertama kali mengamati taktik ini secara langsung saat ia bermain untuk klub Meksiko, Dorados de Sinaloa, pada tahun 2006.  Guardiola sangat terkesan dengan cara Timnas Meksiko asuhan La Volpe keluar menyerang saat Piala Dunia 2006, terutama saat melawan Argentina. Ia bahkan menulis kolom di surat kabar El Paísuntuk memuji keberanian taktik tersebut. Ketika mulai melatih Barcelona B (2007) dan tim utama Barcelona (2008), Guardiola mengimplementasikan konsep ini dengan Sergio Busquets sebagai aktor utamanya. Keberhasilan Barcelona membuat taktik ini dikenal secara luas dengan nama "Salida Lavolpiana" (Jalan Keluar ala La Volpe). Referensi: ESPN Mexico/NY Times 📷: Perarnau Magazine

You must think many of these folks are like us. Are you aware there are people that don't want all the glamour? I've lived in some places in Spain, and they even close shops at prime time for naps, they are not chasing so much wealth or fast cars, etc...do you think there aren't people who just want to be low key?

Go and ask someone whose mother owns a restaurant. At some stages, he does not even eat from his mother's restaurant because he's tired of the food. You think they don't get tired? Have you listened to some players talk? like sometimes they also want to walk into Tesco without anyone troubling them. Let's just be grateful about our lives too, I'm sure some of them want our lives too, while we want theirs😅

🚨 The great Johan Cruyff pioneered the 3-4-3 diamond. Luis Enrique played it to come back against PSG. Hansi Flick says Cruyff is one of his biggest idols. What if Flick goes all out attack and lines up with this Cruyffian 3-4-3 to attempt a comeback against Atletico?

@TouchlineX Need

I see a lot of comparisons between him and Busquets, and I’m not really sure why. He’s bigger, stronger, and faster than him. No disrespect at all, but he does so much more, mainly because the role has evolved in the modern game. If anything, he’s our very own Rodri.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Spanish papers are ripping into Frenkie de Jong! 🗞️ 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗔: “He can't turn possession into something dangerous and shows little creativity.” 🗞️ 𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗢 𝗗𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗢: "He lacks authority from a midfielder in a team that wants to reclaim first place, he delivers only routine passes and half-hearted defensive actions.” 🗞️ 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: "He performs when Barça clearly dominate, but he struggles when there are imbalances, then his weak sides get exposed."

When Hansi Flick high line thrashed Real Madrid 4-0, 5-2, 3-2, 4-3 last season, use Real Madrid to win 2 trophies, and another trophy this season, you didn’t complain of high line. You were happy and smiling. Small lost and the next thing is Hansi Flick out we are seeing. Some of you culers deserves Koeman and Setien

@barcacentre ROBBED.

Nobar di Camp Nou woiii 😭🤣

🚨 Barcelona is moving for 18-year-old centre-back Ruud Nijstad from FC Twente. He'll be the 5th prospect to be signed this window and the 3rd left-footed centre-back giving a real indication to how Barcelona are scouting in Europe at the moment. (Source: @sport)