janelle

Here it is: a thread of Boos sleeping spots/positions This was the first nap she took at home.

why is it so hard to get in to see a doctor i’ve seen for 10+ years.

@AethyrHeart i am so sorry my drinks were talking. i hope the replacement goes smooth <3 cat pic for condolences

@tiired_taurus I didn’t expect it to get this bad. I had a small crack at the top of the windshield, I’ve taken the car through multiple washes without anything happening. It’s getting replaced tomorrow.

I'm about to completely freak out now. Just took my car to the car wash and now I have a crack running straight down my windshield. I already had a crack in it towards the top but now it runs completely vertical. I'm going to die.

@GodsgreatG he’s been on my page about 4 times a day since he passed but okay

When he died eight days ago, his face was everywhere. Every platform carried his photo. Everyone had something to say. The timelines were heavy with grief. For two days, it felt as though the whole country paused. But eight days later, the noise has faded. His name is no longer on people’s lips. His image has been swept aside like dust in harmattan wind. Life has continued, as it always does. Only his family still sits with the real weight of it. Only they feel the ache that does not trend and does not expire. Are we meant to mourn forever? But there is something sobering about how quickly the world moves on when a person dies. It reminds you that applause is brief, attention is fleeting, and the crowd does not stay long. So laugh while your lungs are strong enough to carry it. Cry when you must. Love deeply and allow yourself to be loved in return. Travel if you can. Eat good food. Sit with friends and merry. Forgive quickly. Carry no hatred in your chest; it is too heavy for such a short journey. Do that thing you have been postponing. Stop telling yourself “one day.” Help someone. Share what you have. Give, even if it is small. All we truly have is now. The present hour. Make every second, minute, and hour count. Live your best life.

so when hannah montana forever started, my mom made my whole family sit down and watch every episode as it aired, because i was so excited for it, but so sad because i knew it’d be the end. it was the first show i watched as it released. i’m so excited for this anniversary of it

So, were all just co-sleeping and not telling anyone....or 🤔

a reason to have more than one kid is bc it very much feels as though other parents don’t get until you have more than one.

@temuchainz as a photo hoarder this is so heart breaking i’m so sorry

i found this little point and shoot in my childhood bedroom and ive been using it instead of my phone camera for two months. anyway i just checked and there's no battery or film in it

@ronancecore the only thing that convinced me it was a breakup scene was that they never grabbed the ring after throwing it. i assumed they thought they were going to die and were just having some end of life revelation.

for context this was them after they broke up

@Pampers have you told any clown colleges your wipes double as a prop for the endless handkerchief trick?

@turntineforwhat oh my god i had a pregnancy parasite that made me irrationally angry at my sister for everything. she’d walk in a room and i’d need to leave.

just because you’re not the first person to go through it, doesn’t mean it’s not still your first time going through it.

dustin taking me to get my zoomies out when we’re 80

little sister is doing her make up for sister day out. middle sister said “do you have a date while we’re out?” i yelled “do your make up girl!! feel good for you!!” because i stopped doing my make up over those comments.

okay but the day ellie shit in her bouncer, but it came out of the side of her diaper in a way that missed her leg and the fabric of the seat… so impressed still. a blow out is already a lot, but she knew to keep it clean

“schwe schpwe🙂” - ellie’s response to me asking her to say “more please” so she buckle more😂😂

@dflieb this is shit. give your child paper and show her how to make her own stickers.

Hit Christmas gift this year: Stickerbox. Press button, describe something, AI generates an image and prints on a sticker. Great product design. We’ve printed hundreds of stickers so far. Made by one of my YC Summer 2009 batchmates!