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how i remembered the guitar string notes at 12: Elephants Are Dancing Get Back Everyone how i remember them now: Eat A Dick Gay Bitch Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

@morguehope i did it

Manifesting pulling a bad bitch by being autistic in 2023

I will never sign an nda. Not for any moral reason i just suck at not talking

@isolated_inc it basically is

I hate that Twitter looks like a p0rn app now

@ShilohBat chaser? i hardly know her!

Is this a trans ally

seduce an autistic man with this one simple trick!! directly tell him you’re attracted to him, that you want to go out on a romantic date with him, and that this is not a joke, prank, or just being nice, nor is there additional meaning hidden between the lines

me: im a fucking idiot her: im fucking a idiot

working in tech companies is like being in the mob. they treat you like shit and ruin your life, tell you we’re all family, then give you free pizza

who up tn tonight cheekface their cheekface rn right now

ppl’s weird hatred of marie kondo has always been so stupid to me because as a maximalist who has an unhealthy attachment to things, learning to look at something and say “it made me happy for a time so it was worth the purchase, but now it’s time to go” has been life changing

@morganisnotelsa damn that’s weird uhhhh wasn’t me for sure

genshin impact mysteriously appeared downloaded on our ps4 and I don't know what to Do

@m0nk1ye as if roiland was the ONLY person responsible for that show existing. no other writers, drawers, animators, voice actors, executives, etc

@tilrpayj like it's okay you can like Rick and Morty and also hate the guy

honestly all the “Rick and Morty was always bad” videos I’m seeing this week remind me of that ex girlfriend who tells her bf that he sucks in bed and she faked it and shit

Please read and share if you can. Thank you.

@miathebanditt thx

@nolangrzeg a cute handsome boy

little jack horner, experiencing existential dread: “what a good boy AM I?”

mister peanut butter? more like mister penis sucker