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Tim Agne

@timagne

Digital editor @kjzzphoenix. Certified Snackologist™️. Video game dad. Teacher. ASU alum. STL raised.

Phoenix, AZ Katılım Mart 2007
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Tim Agne@timagne·
Yeah, I wore a patriotic shirt today.
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Tim Agne@timagne·
@carloseats Meanwhile, Walmart delivered my Switch 2 before 7am on launch day with a free 20oz Coke and a can of Pringles.
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
I spent my 20s negotiating with lazy men about my right to a good morning text and now in my 30s I refuse to communicate with a man who hasn’t sent a good morning text like a vampire needing an invitation, which is annoying bc sometimes he’s asleep and I have a meme to send
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Tim Agne@timagne·
To be clear, the hotdog is not real. The disrespect is.
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Tim Agne@timagne·
@GovernorAnne You’re going to get some looks from the Mormon moms at the Dirty Soda Saloon
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
I am a seventh generation Nevadan on my dad’s side and sometimes I’m like “this makes no sense, I don’t identify with this heritage at all” but then I looked at the map of the town my ancestors founded and I was like. Oh. Anyway, gonna smoke a cig indoors at every one of these
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Sprat@RealSprat·
When the HBO HARRY POTTER series trailer dropped recently everyone remarked on how dark and washed out it looked. Few remembered that that's basically how THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN looked boxd.it/eccXbL
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Tim Agne@timagne·
When I first toured ASU, the Devil’s Advocate told us a Pepsi exec was an ASU alum and proudly proclaimed, “You’ll never see a Coke product on ASU’s campus.” They got rid of all the Pepsi machines like a year later. By then, though, Swette had already resigned as CMO.
Chris Karpman@ChrisKarpman

BREAKING: ASU alumnus Brian Swette, a former PepsiCo senior executive and eBay chief operating officer, and his wife, Kelly, are donating $10 million for the "Swette Family Endowed Football Coach position." It is the largest donation in ASU athletics history. ASU's release here: news.asu.edu/20260501-unive…

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
Also, Anne’s outdoorsy baby name for a boy, which is “Spruce,” was right there all along, mind you Just a complete and utter lack of creativity
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
The lady who named her son Aspen and then renamed him Luke because he wasn’t masculine and outgoing enough for the name *Aspen* is so funny to me like yeah, watch out everybody, here comes Aspen, dudes named Aspen are always trying to brawl, gamble, and philander in the Wild West
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Tim Agne@timagne·
@GovernorAnne This is in stark contrast to Phoenix, the kind of place you end up in when you wanted to end up in LA.
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
On the phone with the DA handling my Dead Dad case and had to keep it together when he said, on the topic of the small town my dad lived in: “Denio has a reputation for being the kind of place you end up when you want to end up in Denio”
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Mortgage Matchup Center
Mortgage Matchup Center@MMCenter_PHX·
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Tim Agne@timagne·
@soIoucity Twitter used to be magic. From a Blues fan in Phoenix, thank you for your service.
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