Tim Agne
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Tim Agne
@timagne
Digital editor @kjzzphoenix. Certified Snackologist™️. Video game dad. Teacher. ASU alum. STL raised.

Meryl Streep says Stanley Tucci has “an elegance to his heterosexuality”: “Stanley has an elegance to his heterosexuality, his undeniable heterosexuality, which is formidable. Not that heterosexuality is better than any other kind of sexuality, it's just that elegance - real, unforced, natural, unstyled elegance - is sometimes harder for straight men. I’m not looking at anybody here or intending any slight, but I'm just saying.”


I was on the site at 9 am on the dot, and it kept saying coming soon. At 9:03 am, it was sold out like wtf. sigh ppl trying to sell this for freaking $80 and up online lol.



In celebration of Randy Johnson’s number retirement, the Mariners are serving a 51-inch “Big Unit” hot dog at T-Mobile Park this Saturday and Sunday only. Price: $37



First look at a LEGO Sega Genesis set. Will cost $39.99.


New look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

BREAKING: ASU alumnus Brian Swette, a former PepsiCo senior executive and eBay chief operating officer, and his wife, Kelly, are donating $10 million for the "Swette Family Endowed Football Coach position." It is the largest donation in ASU athletics history. ASU's release here: news.asu.edu/20260501-unive…


The "pizza cutter" is the most useless invention of all time. It does not actually cut pizza -- the single task for which it was designed. Nor is it useful for any other task.









