Tim Morrill

@RobbyBerger @PhilMickelson That was saucy Bob

Your move @PhilMickelson

Days since Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got engaged: 0 Days until The Life of a Showgirl drops: 37 Days until Celtics basketball: 56

@RiggsBarstool Is it a prerequisite for all these haters to be under 5’8?

Tomorrow. The most contentious person yet and he never let up.

@JonnyBones GOAT

Today, I’m officially announcing my retirement from the UFC. This decision comes after a lot of reflection, and I want to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude for the journey I’ve experienced over the years. From the first time I stepped into the Octagon, my goal was to push the boundaries of what was possible in this sport. Becoming the youngest UFC champion in history, defending my title against some of the best fighters in the world, and sharing unforgettable moments with fans across the globe—these are memories I’ll cherish forever. I’ve faced incredible highs and some tough lows, but every challenge has taught me something valuable and made me stronger, both as a fighter and as a person. I want to thank the UFC, Dana, Hunter, Lorenzo, God, my family, coaches, teammates, and all the fans who have stood by me through every chapter. Your unwavering support and belief in me have been my foundation. To my fellow fighters, thank you for bringing out the best in me and for the respect we’ve shared inside and outside the cage. As I close this chapter of my life, I look forward to new opportunities and challenges ahead. MMA will always be a part of who I am, and I’m excited to see how I can continue to contribute to the sport and inspire others in new ways. Thank you all for being part of this incredible journey with me. The best is yet to come.

Torpedo bats? Back in my day, players did anabolic steroids, like men.

@bigjimmurray Please call him Nana Florio on the show

You want Mad Dog, you get Mad Dog

@krystalball Touch some grass Krystal

“Drill baby drill” as LA is ravaged by climate change fueled wildfires just after western North Carolina was decimated by a climate change fueled hurricane. Feeling great about the future of humanity.

@NoaDalzell They’re gassed

What do you think has been the Celtics biggest problem over the past 6 weeks?

Prime Spurs ball movement was celebrated as beautiful teamwork, while prime Warriors firing 3s was considered entertaining Now, the Celtics are combining ball movement & firing 3s but instead of being celebrated, it’s criticized as “bad for basketball” Make it make sense

Companies that make snacks for offices when they discover another legume they can make disgusting chips out of

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

@bigjimmurray You guys aren't being consistent. None of you wanted Justin Fields and he's one of those electric guys that could either throw it a mile, make 8 guys miss, or throw an INT directly to a defender

@nic_carter He's producing the new Dua Lipa album

Kevin I am begging you stop releasing these one off banger collabs and DROP A NEW ALBUM

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

@KevinOConnorNBA He forgot in the second half though

Damian Lillard remembers

fighting the urge to not talk about dune at the function

@ConnorMerecki Hit a +3500 first TD on this one

i would do anything to re-experience this moment for the first time.