George Lowell

@oneguy75537604 @sage_stage Most schools have attendance taken and entered in a computer system that “should” automatically call/text the parent. Teachers should not have to call every time a student is not present and the parent forgot to call the school.

@sage_stage I’m going to go with a C, a teacher.

Who gets in the most trouble? The student who constantly skips class and school? The parent who raised the child who constantly skips class or school? Or the teacher who does not personally call the parent every time and document it in two different ways when the child skips?

@earls_robert @ronsterd89 About every two years a have my sunroof drain tubes cleared with a compressor.

@ronsterd89 Sun roof (if it has one) drain is clogged. Leaking water down B pillar post onto the floor

Passenger side of car has a puddle of water, that’s the only part that’s wet I got into my car today and I noticed this big puddle of water only on the passenger side. It was raining all last night but my windows were up all the way, dashboard is dry, window seal is dry, inside of the door is dry. What could’ve possibly happened?

@BadgedPatriot Just get an on demand heater.

A plumber just told me you are supposed to drain your water heater once a year to get the junk at the bottom out to extend the life of the heater. Does anybody actually do that?😳

@theficouple Big or small. It all adds up.

I wish more people understood $4 coffees aren’t the problem. It’s the: - $650/mo car payment - $300/mo credit card bill - $1,800/mo daycare - $800/mo student loans - $2,400/mo rent ...This is why most six-figure earners feel broke.

@Squatch_XXL @LegacyArrows @OurOldDad @ChivalryGuild Before waiting weeks for construction paper to get budget approval, just paid for it. Students come first.

@timcguinness @LegacyArrows @OurOldDad @ChivalryGuild Supply and demand. I teach every day as a side of my career. Am I a "teacher"? No. IF you are buying supplies from your own money, you have failed the system. It's their responsibility, not yours. That's a dumb choice.

The retired teacher behind the counter at our local health food store told me his pension clears $5K/month after taxes. Don't know why he felt it necessary to share that info, but public school teachers are doing better than we've been led to believe.

@LegacyArrows @OurOldDad @ChivalryGuild The supply cabinets were minimal, hence why the big office supply stores give teachers a discount. We buy a lot of our own supplies.

@LegacyArrows @OurOldDad @ChivalryGuild From a retired teacher, we earned less than most others with a masters degree and because tax payers are cheap-we had to make do with less for classroom supplies (I would fold file folders the opposite way so I didn’t have to use a new one. We were limited on copies per month….

@LegacyArrows @ChivalryGuild Why didn’t you teach for 30+ years then? Sounds like a cherry gig. Haha.

@TheMattViera Sure, sure. Keep telling yourself that.

@timcguinness Yeah man, but it’s great for people to express their opinion.

My buddy and his wife have: a paid-off car no credit card debt ~$600,000 saved and invested a home in a beautiful neighborhood a combined household income of ~$240,000 But he's still concerned if he's on track financially. What advice would you give him?

@TheMattViera If people really wanted the best financial advice, they could hire a professional, or do a lot of research (outside of social media). X is fun for playing around, not a good source for financial advice.

@timcguinness For most people, it's like looking in a mirror. It's a learning experience.

@Poeslawisalive @ronsterd89 If he had a puddle inside, the outlet is the least of his worries.

@ronsterd89 Sure. Just make sure to use something metal. And stand in a puddle of water if possible.

charger prong stuck in the plug. Can I just grab it and pull it out

@fashionistaera this hate train is so weird… y’all are all mental health advocates until it comes to this woman and it’s pathetic

@DanClarkSports @BillShaikin Go to a Banana’s game. More fun and cheaper.

A family of four attending a game at Dodger Stadium costs $413 and consists of: • cheapest tickets available • parking • one hot dog each • one beer per adult • one soda per child It is, by far, the most expensive ballpark experience in MLB. - via @BillShaikin.

@markhasbrain @F0ODHub Canadians put mayo on fries.

@F0ODHub Who tf puts mayo on fries? Yuck. That sounds absolutely disgusting. Also, if you disagree with me, just know I don't care about people-pleasing I care about truth.

Ketchup or mayonnaise?

@Kyle_Bell @andyantiles_ No doubt. I block them all.

@timcguinness @andyantiles_ Most of these people are just sitting around making shit up

Just got off a call with a guy who just got a $34m inheritance from his parents Not in real estate value… Not in stocks… But in cold hard cash. The kid is 23 and makes $200k/year as a software engineer Has no idea whatsoever what to do with this money What would you do with it? Here’s what I suggested (I’m not a financial advisor, and this is not financial advice) Invest $12.5m into $VOO (S&P500 ETF) Invest $12.5m into $QQQ (Nasdaq ETF) Buy a $5m primary residence in cash And with the last $5m, buy section 8 real estate properties. I connected him with the sourcing company I use, and over the next 12 months They’re going to source him 150-180 rental properties This will create enormous tax deductions that will eliminate his income tax for years And he’ll earn ~$600k-700k in annual recurring cashflow And the $5m he puts into down payments will turn into $25m of equity once the federal government pays off all the debt in 30 years Simple playbook to ensuring that $34m turns into multiple 9 figures and true generational wealth

@chefsevenn How about: I will stop stealing and reposting others tweets?

Can you think of a better name?

@Matt_Pinner 1. My first thought is to stop reposting the same question from others.

You’re in the check out line and your cart is filled. Someone gets in line behind you with one item in their hand Do you let them go in front of you?

@MrViking13 Their; but I agree

@timcguinness To each there own

@ptdeep51 @RoaringHammy They also used to have a spice: peppercorn, perhaps? They closed all their stores near me. I miss them. Looks good.

@RoaringHammy Is that a garlic sauce dipper too??? Yeah, you got it made.

Anything better than Papa John and a bottle of coke on a Sunday afternoon? I'm a simple man🤣