Adedeji

A 3d image (object) to a lay person presented in any of 1st, 2nd, 3rd & or 4th orthographic projection to a many (theftist included) does not make sense even with explanations without requisite knowledge. #EngrSarcasm NB: Tweet isn't about object nor orthographic projection. 😊

@DerronEShort @Hookrack2019 😂😂😂

@Hookrack2019 I did have one woman, a great pretender, resented me for trying to teach her good things. So I completely understand.

As her man, teach her to defend herself against men. She may be smaller, but what you teach her could be the difference between victimhood and safety. Wicked men roam freely. It’s a sad day for humanity when women can’t even walk down the street without being groped.

@Enojnr_ They don't even acknowledge it. We self don tire 😂😂😂

Make a habit of reaching out to people just because they crossed your mind.

@davidoflagos111 😂👏

They found somebody else,you found yourself,no be the same outcome.

Stay away from people who wanted to believe the worst about you.. even relatives.

@kayythemuse Oops 😬🙊😳

A partner who is below your standard will take everything away from you

@Tufab 😂😂😂

If girl carry belle for you this year, abeg no commot am. In Chinese zodiac, it’s the year of the fire horse. Happens once every 60 years. Last fire horse year was in 1966. Marks a new era! Beta generation. Those children special 😍 born leaders with spiritual agility.

@Ayandamzolo_ 😂😂😂

Unemployment Will make you think you have sinned more than anyone in this world.

@realdebby10 👏👏👏

Saying you have anger issues is always funny to me, because people wey dey craze no dey even talk.

@jodambusta If you pay them well, they probably would afford the baddie life but before that is their tummy and pressing needs.

Banks need to go back to hiring baddies. What I'm seeing here is unacceptable. I won't mention the name the bank name but their owner has plenty daughters

@IgbinobaOsarobo @Fact Everybody being has a medical condition and adjectival word or phrase in describing their unique identity.

@timcross_Bay @Fact That's a medical condition na

There are 7 different kinds of twins: Identical, Fraternal, Half-Identical, Mirror Image, Mixed Chromosome, Superfecundation, Superfetation

@omgsidewalks Looool

i really cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

@OzorNdiOzor It is well

It’s crazy how some people will hate you but can't name one thing you did to them.

@abazwhyllzz Bcos the wings will make you fly

Why do restaurants sell just turkey wings? What happened to the other parts?

one of the cruelest parts of experiencing misfortune is watching people work backwards to find a reason you deserved it because accepting that bad things happen to good people for no reason is too frightening for them to sit with.

@ChisomAgbafor Looool

The funniest performance in many offices is the “busy employee gangs.” Typing aggressively. Walking around with files. Attending endless meetings. Everyone looks busy. But if you remove 3 competent people from that office, the entire place collapses quickly.

@rushicrypto 😂😂😂

One thing I will never understand about this time in my life is how so many fcking stupid and unqualified people rose to power.

@theboyisgreat Lmfao for real

Three of the richest pastors in the world are Nigerians. Nigeria has the wealthiest politicians in the world without any enterprise . Nigeria has some of the richest businessmen in the world and top in Africa. But we are still a poor country, do you know why? NIGERIA IS A CRIME SCENE..

@Fact 😂😂😂

Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.