Tim Fiasco

@nextofficial should a pair of +£50 boots break like this after 4 weeks use? And before you ask, no, I don't have the receipt as I don't opportunistically keep receipts on the off chance your product is diabolically made ... 🤬

Breaking: Leeds pass completion rate - 0% #LeedsUnited #palaceleeds

I think it's important to clarify that I, as a teacher, did not head to the staffroom after school for wine & cheeses in lockdown nor was I ambushed by any cake. Even if this MP assumes that I did & is spreading untruths. Anyone else care to share whether they did or didn't?

@Rhinoshaund_VI The most worrying part about this is that it's Hicks who is never shy about sticking his neck out to make a controversial decision in when he's in the middle. Is it part of the oath taken when you are a lino just not be utterly useless & pointless?

Just the linesman not doing linesman things 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣 Wowsers

@VoyagersUnknown @shutey11

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Moment of madness gifts Scotland the win. They defended well but game was in the bag before that point. I also feel the withdrawal of Smith at 10 was an error from Jones! #SixNations #SixNations2022 #ScoEng

@Zackery11Brown @Emilyjoiner88 this is the Fusitua hit!

Hardest winger in the league!

Good afternoon @royalmailnews, Could I ask that you ask staff to either ring the doorbell or knock on the door when trying to work out if I'm in please to deliver my parcel. It's usually one of best ways to indicate your presence at a door when delivering items. Regards, Tim

VAR is a joke! Bowen effecting play whilst clearly in an offside position. #WHULEE

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I have just informed my place of work that I will not be attending any form of meeting unless there is: - a schmagus board of cheeses - Châteauneuf-du-Pape - my wife & son I would hate for my workplace environment to not be inline with practices at No10 #no10gardenparty

an absolute car crash of a interview this morning on @GMB with Dominic Raab trying to explain why wine and cheese was incorporated into a work meeting in May 2020 under lockdown restrictions at No. 10 🤔

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