tim him

I’m a hermit crab and Seattle is my shell

@shu_b0x Girl I saw that and immediately wanted to play a game of 21 or horse and see if i can win 🙌

I find it funny that people make Burners to body shame and say the craziest shit lmao

@seattleiminyou Been there before, isn't it the smallest place town ever.

Me when I’m in Hays City Kansas

@seattleiminyou Woman what? Where you chasing James Bond and he dropped a bed of nails?! 😂

I have to get 3 tires replaced lol

@bunnny_g1rl That's yours? I want

Bookmarking my #meat is crazyyyy tho

@TradersConf Nah bro, women are distractions. She got what she wanted in the end and what about you? Living a miserable life working 80 hrs a week at some job you hate so you can give her everything she wants? There's more women out there. If she cared she would have stayed till the end.

Lost my gf because I was putting 12 hours a day into my trading for like 3 years and didn’t have time for her. She wanted to have kids but I kept putting it off because I wasn’t where I wanted to be with my trading. Now I’m doing really well with trading, and she’s married with kids with another guy. My biggest regret of my life is that I didn’t marry her and have a family with her. Don’t let trading distract you from the big things in life guys.

@urfaaav I got it lil mama

did your gf pay for your haircut today or do I have to?

@LindaaVaderr I would be annoyed to hear my brakes all the time as well

@timhim007 The guy did mention that .. but he said we live in a high temperature area so it’s going to happen cause the grease isn’t meant for extreme heat .. I just thought they didn’t make it to last thru extreme weather with how he was saying it

I feel like I’ve been having the same fkn issue with my breaks for the longesssttt! And this damn place is really trying to tell me it’s normal that you can hear my car squeaking as I back up from a fkn mile away 🤣🤣 the other place I tried to get them fixed at told me to come back where I got them done to see if I still have warranty first and they’re really trying to claim the fkn noise is normal .. prob to not fkn do it. Mechanics .. shops … they all just grimmey I swear

@LindaaVaderr I see, I mean he may have a point but in that case would'nt everyone's brakes be squealing. I'd try another brake place and get a second opinion from a highly rated or recommended shop. See if they can make it stop.

@copsusablue I dont care for cops and their big egos and emotional behavior BUT the cop was in the right. Kid fuvked up. I dont know if it's procedure to ask for a license first but I think the best thing to do is to verbally dictate WHY you pulled someone over, then procede to ask...

#cop #police #policeofficer #crimestories #interviews #psychology #truecrime #behindcam

@CoreDaG Someone please put a real boxer in there please. Like a boxer who fights like Sugar Ray or Marvelous Marvin. They would make him look like a clown

This video has single handedly crushed the boxers vs mma debate

@cat_i_e You're obviously an addict because it's been only 3 whole years and already want a refill?😂

today the man at the pharmacy told me my script wasn’t ready because “there’s a note from the provider not to fill until after 7/23” I literally looked at him like this till he went “oh wait”

@jaaayLENo Yea fuvk that seahorse azz dude. Beat his azz for keeping it.

I’m sorry but if I got a man pregnant and I didn’t want to keep the baby and he decided to go through with it anyway, I’d be mad af so 😭

@LindaaVaderr Lmfaooooooo Dizzam. You went nuclear🤣

The time someone asked for a “dick rate” lmaooooo

@mobbbbbb35221 @Denita_fit Mob you are right but regardless of YOUR feelings. YOU are the employee who is being paid. So it's your job to be pleasant and a simple " Hello how may I help you " will do. Regardless if it's some b!tch or azzhole. Those people are going to show up no matter what.

@Denita_fit Yall complain about not speaking but my part time job as a cashier u old people are the most disrespectful people to walk the earth and yall think people younger suppose to be yall servants. I bet u walked up and had a stank ass face and didn’t say anything either like most

I just had one of those Gen Z interactions I needed to drop off an Amazon return. I walked up to the counter & the girl just stared at me. She didn't speak so I said "I have a return", & pulled up the QR code. She scanned it, bagged it, then started texting 😩 Never spoke a word

@leonaliftsheavy @Denita_fit Im guessing she meant the amount or if you wanted it poured in first before the coffee in the cup? Some people are oddly specific but that kid should have just done it normally and let you dictate if you wanted less or more. Not asked a stupid question.

😭😭 I had one im ordering coffee & she asked me “ how do your like almond milk” me being very confused bc idk almond milk was being prepared other than just pouring it? I said “ come again what do you mean” Stare- so I stare back. she repeats the same question. After 2 mins she goes “ like why?”….I’m lactose intolerant? I refuse to purchase from there again

@Denita_fit This is why robotic arms need to be at the counter so i can punch a button , then the arm grabs package and scans it. Im prompted to pay and get a thank you from Siri voice and leave. Let the Gen Z'ers play video games at home and doom scroll.

@PropFinderApp @BigDawgBanna @sloprules @bbrownDTP @pettyQueenBBW @CristinaBets WB Prop ... They did all that for NO reason, and they set things right.

Feels good to be back! First off, thank you to everyone who stuck with us while the haters were enjoying themselves. Special s/o @BigDawgBanna, @sloprules, @bbrownDTP, @pettyQueenBBW, and @CristinaBets. Second of all, we got flagged for “inauthentic behavior.” Same as everybody else. Not gambling. Not paid promo. The people pushing those narratives were just farming engagement.

@4bitters Puzzy sport, I guess you have'nt heard all those punch drunk boxers who slur their speech because of all those hits straight to the dome. They're not pillow fighting in there or doing all that gay azz eye poking.

This more proof boxers aint shit u got adrien broner scared to spar a ufc journeyman , boxing a pussy sport.