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She is not. That's why she was not able to respond to his message. If she was, she would equate all the money sent, to the sex she had been giving him... Girl maths.

men want one thing and it's not sex, it's to watch arsenal bottle every trophy known to mankind....

Business Idea : Produce Sachet Cement?

Yep, still works.

This is the first tweet about Arsenal I’ve seen so far after scrolling on Twitter for an hour.

@Taiwo_junzi 😂😂😂😂😂

My wife woke up with a terrible headache and was contemplating calling in sick. I was like call in sick for what now?! I reminded her that provision is her shield in this marriage and that if she loses this job, I’d be left with no option but to disrespect and beat her because I’m wired to beat a woman who doesn’t provide. If i am doing the most difficult job on earth by cleaning the house, washing plates, taking care of the home whether I’m sick or not, the least she can do is go to work. I just dropped her off at work and now I’m heading back home to take care of the home. Her mates are working harder, making more money and hiring maid and letting their husbands rest and look fine, the least she can do is be consistent at work. I have prayed to God to heal her and grant her strength for today and the rest of the week.

The vigilante commander of Erena town has fallen. Today, as bandits stormed Bagna and Erena in the Shiroro axis of Niger State, he stood his ground and fought with everything he had, not for himself, but for his people. He didn’t run. He didn’t hide. He chose courage. Wounded in battle, he could have been saved… but the absence of emergency transport cost him his life. He gave his all. He paid the ultimate price so others could live. Erena has lost a warrior. Niger has lost a hero. Rest well commander 🕊️ C– @secmxx

There’s no benefit you can get from from a female friend you’re not fvcking that you can’t get from a male friend. More reason you don’t need female friends.

“Pregnant woman caught cheating on her husband with another man”.

So you visited him to thank him for visiting you, perhaps he should then visit you to thank you for visiting him and then you guys can continue like till you die

If your girlfriend tells you she wants to practice celibacy out of no where My brother she thinks you’re a fool.

@neo_officialll I too like you😂😂

Provided she pays in full, of course I can have any TV of her choice delivered to her. I no get any other handwork my boss.

once again God punish tinubu, buhari too.

We called mama, she started laying curses on us and said that we are kidnappers.😭 We called her back and told her it was a surprise from her son Chinedu in the UK, then she screamed and gave us the green light to deliver. We delivered 30 minutes ago but she is still dancing.😂

Babes go reach UK and start forming busy for their boyfriends wey dey naija and later break up, boys go reach UK dey do 2-3 jobs so they can gather money to bring girlfriends wey dey naija. Real life issue o.

-@__Somto_ can you see you’re a f00l? That hediot you are defending is a greedy b@st@rd.

"I am not going anywhere 0de" – Woman shares her experience with her husband during her c-section