THE MAN

Hopefully. If not, we go run am with my people. 🙏

Presenting the Teams of the Weak! 💫 #UCLTOTW

Jay Bothroyd reveals his top 10 players in the Premier League 🤩⚽️ #skysportsfc

Chuck Norris always had Chuck Norris jokes. Rest easy, legend.

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

Why didn’t they tell us that the over 700m pound deal was a loan Until we revealed it’s a loan they kept calling it agreement!

2 years since moving as a PR from Lagos to Toronto and it’s still by far my best decision. Year 2 did its big one. Passed ALL my prof. exams, visited new countries, brought my folks over, new car, new solo apartment, new job. I love this city and I’m so excited for year 3!!!🎊🎉

Gross pay: 3,679.42 Net pay: 2,760

He has more open play assists than Declan Rice, he has more Assists than Caicedo this season and I won’t talk about the number of games they all played 😅😅😅

🚨🇪🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Ernesto Valverde announces that he will NOT manage Athletic Club next season! He has 10 games left, then he will depart. 👋❌ In 2024, Valverde won Athletic Club's first major trophy in 40 years by winning the Copa del Rey. 🏆

He really gets to troll everybody about that game forever that’s so fucking funny

Can't get over this reaction from Bruno Fernandes after his assist 😮‍💨

Bournemouth 0 - 4 Man United Sesko ⚽️ Amad ⚽️ Cunha ⚽️ Mbeumo ⚽️ All 4 assists from Bruno Fernandes

🚨 EXCL: Man Utd close to agreement with Kobbie Mainoo + Harry Maguire over new contracts. Proposed deal would keep 20yo midfielder at #MUFC until 2031 on improved terms. 33yo defender offered 1+1yr deal. Work still needed but talks advanced @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/71342…

Fabio on Sir Alex Ferguson’s hair dryer treatment: “My brother did something wrong in the game and he came at half time to speak with him but came to me. He started to shout f*ck off! Rio or Carrick said this is not Rafael and he said f*ck off they’re the same!” 🤣 #MUFC

Sharing love this season to all of you and your families❤️ Happy Eid al-Fitr🌙 From TSL

No player in the Premier League has created 3+ chances in more games this season than Bruno Fernandes (17).

It has left our hands

🚨 Kobbie Mainoo returns to England squad ahead of Uruguay & Japan friendlies. Lewis Hall rewarded for superb form with call-up + chance to become 1st choice left-back. Harry Maguire also back in group. Adam Wharton among those to keep place @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/71334…

“There remaineth therefore a rest to the people of God.” Hebrews 4:9 KJV bible.com/bible/1/heb.4.…

Michael Carrick admits there is no guarantee Matthijs De Ligt will play again this season as Man Utd try to find a cure for the Dutchman’s back injury #mufc