timmy

I can’t go to the met gala today guys i’m sorry something came up

someone put a spell on this bitch i’m sick and fucking tired

I act grossed out by arbys like I don’t be tongue fucking their sandwiches on the low

I stay awake to talk to one of my boyfriends after work just for him to send me paragraphs about white monsters

Teacher called on me for an icebreaker so I told her i’m not the titanic and got expelled on the spot

@ume9c IM NOT WHITE IM GERMAN

for 888 i wish for my two predominantly white boyfriends to stop leaving me out of their dates and calling me really bad words

i hate you bitches

@ume9c suddenly i’m in the military

activities to do in the military: cruise

@ume9c who’s this

@ume9c pull your pants down infront of me

i pull my pants all the way down just to scratch my ankle i don’t care anymore

genuinely a mess just a bunch of this and that

storm not getting a disco skin or a gala skin is so

is this hell

I need to talk to whoever came up with black cats kit

@ume9c when he eats the red sauce we have to restrain him

the red sauce makes me go crazy and hurt myself and besties gc

someone put me in a scandal i’m broke af rn

@ume9c I don’t have to do that since you already let me see yours

@timmyuzui you’d wipe 200 years worth of your lineage from your genetics if it meant you could see 2 incher dick

i’d drop all my friends and family for french toast sticks

these hips don’t lie.

hello can anyone see me can anyone hear me