Tim Wright

@paulwitten That’s what you think.

@Fieldingedlow That producer sounds like they’re out of their depth.

@MikeDrucker Why is Pitbull there?

After careful prayer and consideration, I have decided to take the $10 million instead of having to deal with some of the dumbest fucking losers in the solar system

@BrianLynch How about ‘No Maury’ (no more-ee)

@ABlackTweeter @franklinleonard So a world where dinosaurs exist: totally cool. A black woman in a world where dinosaurs exist? Wait, you’ve gone too far.

@TheRebeccaMetz @jamesbabbin Check the payoff for your leased vehicle and compare it to the current resale value - you’ll likely end up making money off of it once you sell or eventually trade it in for your new vehicle - the car situation is nuts right now but if you wait you’ll get what you want…

@DanielleCasting So, I guess that’s a no?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

@christymartin68 I just watched the untold documentary and wanted to say how happy I am for you and Lisa and how moved I was by your story. You’re a remarkable person and you deserve every happiness.

@SarahKSilverman I was always taught it was named after the inventor, Cummington J. Blowload.

cum seems like it’s short for a longer word

I’m the co-founder of a black women-owned plant shop based in Montclair, NJ. We’re in the process of opening one of the few brick & mortar black-owned plant shops in the country! One like/RT puts us that much closer to our dreams💕🌿 ig: devine.plantery

@Thecurlymolloy I can’t wait to see this!!!

@DanielleCasting You’re the best Danielle!

If you feel like “I’m never going to book a job” then you probably won’t. You can’t turn your vibes into derailing yourself if you haven’t booked yet but always came close. You’re onto something stay in focus . No one said it was easy be patient and cont. your journey.

@michaelianblack @BrianLynch What about Goosy Night?

@BrianLynch It’s Mischief Night. How do people not know this?

@DanielleCasting Love it!!!

When your gf decides to re-do your garage and you never want to park your car in there again as to not mess it up! And pays homage to your mom. #ithinkiwillkeepher ❤️🌈

@EverCarradine Do you need a light? I have a soft box or a ring light I could lend you ... they both really help!

So, I’m in quarantine and need to do a self tape. What’s everyone do? FaceTime a friend and record with photo booth? Or record on your iPhone and FaceTime from computer at the same time? Everything I’ve tried looks ridiculous and makes me second guess my career choice. Help.

@BigBillsGirl Time for La Croix and LuLu Lemon

@MattKawczynski Max Stanford is the new Oreo world record holder, after munching through an impressive 141 of the cream-filled biscuits in five minutes. The 33-year-old, from Brixton, London, beat previous unofficial record held by Canadian Jonathan Clarke, who managed 78 Oreos, in 5 minutes.

@timothymwright I feel like I've been unknowingly training for this my whole life? -Oreo. -Milk ok. -We do a few minutes (3 maybe?) -Vomit within 30 minutes equals instant loss

Are Zoom cookie eating contests a thing? Can they be? I'd like to challenge literally anyone.

@MattKawczynski Let’s do it! I could do Oreo, NutterButter or Toll House. I’ve been training for this my whole life.

@timothymwright I guess I'd prefer: -Agree on a cookie (Oreo?) -How many can you eat in ___ minutes -Milk allowed -Open Zoom to anyone who wants to join?