Tim Payne

Avoid @south_railway at all costs, they are absolutely useless.

Safe to say @south_railway are an absolute joke.

Sir Kev

Congratulations Simon, great shift

@chinnychick @ClarksonsFarm1 I have know idea what your thoughts were, was told not to wash face too many times a day, as soap might ruin vision 😉😜

@timpayne_1 @ClarksonsFarm1 😎🤪😜

@chinnychick @ClarksonsFarm1 If you do this one thing you’ll go blind, still got 20:20 vision.

@ClarksonsFarm1 It’s all very serious on this thread….i was gona say ‘if you eat ur crusts, it will put hairs on ur chest’….ive been trying for years but still nothing…😆🤷‍♀️🤪

Myself & @theflyingfijian are raising money for children’s charities across Cornwall, please like, share & donate if possible. 🙌🏾

Craig Dowd

@HughKeir I had the boomerang.

What a machine this was!

Well said @AbiReader - who is a third generation mixed farmer in Wales - who has challenged the Labour government to look farmers (like her seriously ill father) in the eye and explain to them why they are destroying their lives and family futures.

Doctor 'astounded' by how fast student fell ill bbc.com/news/articles/…

The headline should say "Hamas Rejects ceasefire agreement and submits an amended one. Waiting for israel's response."

@LeicesterTigers Legends! What are great pair

64' CONVERSION | HANDRÉ POLLARD Another simple kick increases the lead. 🐯[28-06] 🦅| #COYT 🐯

@DoncasterKnight Congratulations Zach, great to hear. Keep it up pal

𝐂𝐎𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍⚔️ Congratulations to our coaches player of the season @zach_kerr1312 👏🏻 #COYK

Check out this amazing site uk.givergy.com/HeroesOfTelema… raising vital funds for Simon Shaw. Please get involved!

@Joey7Barton Couldn’t agree more

The best sports documentary ever made. Nothing since has come close. Living With The Lions 🦁

Recycled these @WaspsRugby shirts if you like please recycle this tweet 🏉🏉🏉

@andypowell8 All I wanted was a mars bars and can of coke

15 years today the best day of may life a great Welsh win and a drive to McDonald’s

@willcarling How this man never won an Oscar is beyond me.

Starsky !

🆕 Wycombe Wanderers have secured the permanent signing of promising Nottingham Forest youngster Fin Back ahead of the close of the transfer window.