Tim Scratcherd

@NadineDorries @BorisJohnson No there wasn't

Huge and overwhelming support for @BorisJohnson from packed Tory benches.

@MrEFinch Kirby Malzeard?

Places in the British Isles that have the letter 'z' in their name please. I have Penzance, Zennor and Ashby de las Zouche. What have you got?

Lots of people seem to think that Johnson is missing. There are suggestions that he’s a) wallpaper shopping; b) stuck in someone’s fridge or c) stuck in a queue for petrol somewhere between Chequers and Downing Street. If only I knew how to set up a poll!

@carryonkeith Donnez moi un PM nouveau si vous plait.

Still for sale! 3x Tickets for the Genesis Concert Manchester 25 September any reasonable offer considered. Original cost £160. Sad we can't go

For Sale! Tickets for the Genesis Concert Sat 25 Sept in Manchester. Four tickets together row L1-4 Price on ticket £160. Illness causes sale. Any reasonable offer comsidered

‘Unconscionable’ universal credit cut breaks human rights law, says UN envoy theguardian.com/society/2021/s…

From a Dutch political cartoonist.

If you or your loved one is among the 740 new admissions to hospital reported today, remember that your Government knew this would happen, and effectively chose it for you. It's time for urgent political change.

Tomorrow people in England aren’t being given freedom by the government; they’re being handed the blame for what comes next. Please take care of yourselves and each other x

Liz Truss caught out over untrue Brexit claims over apples and trade We have reached a point where we literally cannot believe a word this lot says theneweuropean.co.uk/brexit-news/li…

@PeterStefanovi2 The tariffs and red tape are entirely the creation of Brexit and boasting about slashing and cutting them is akin to boasting proudly about how you cleaned up your own excrement after dropping a load on your living room carpet.

@PeterStefanovi2 @RolandCPowell None of it was true, ever.

Free audio editing tool Audacity has quietly updated its terms and conditions so that it can sell user data to third-party companies and share it “with our main office in Russia”.

At today’s press conference with German chancellor Angela Merkel Boris Johnson embarrassed both himself and the country as his barefaced Brexit lies finally caught up with him. RT if you think this should be reported on every UK news channel tonight

As a pediatrician I'm going on record saying that allowing kids to be freely infected with a novel disease that has unknown long term consequences is the worst idea of 2021 despite being a pretty crowded field so far #COVID19