Tim Read

🎶 I like big butts and I cannot lie. 🎶

@TomLatchem Brady - happy to take his cash whilst the information was contained in a small corner of West Ham social media. Soon as mainstream media can report it, Byeeee

Also, Karren Brady has built a lucrative career (on The Apprentice and as a Baroness) by ignoring David Sullivan’s despicable & disgusting behavior towards women & girls...not simply by being a "strong woman," as she has claimed. She can run from West Ham, but she cannot hide.

🚨 West Ham chairman David Sullivan's anonymity order has been vacated. That means he can be named as the Premier League Club owner under investigation for rape, child sexual exploitation and sexual assault

@paddypower Bring Eric Dier back.

Yeah the goals are great, but what this game REALLY needs is a tactical timeout and a full back taking 5 minutes to dry a ball before launching a long throw

@JamesSkellyBand Loved the The CB's A.Skillz cover / remix.

Love this tune!

Agent De Zerbi, who replaced Undercover Ivan Tudor, has selected Secret Squirrel Antonín Kinský to play in goal for Spurs.

@HamImages x.com/fussballgeekz/…

@timthumb Don't remember those, probably a bit after my time.

I think the football you and your mates played with as kids is as good an indicator of age as anything. This is what every kid had when I was 10, what about you?

@HamImages Not as much as the mitre ones which would leave the dimple marks.

@timthumb And they really hurt if they smacked into your face.

@HamImages Cool. Admiral kits in the 80's were top echelon. Did a great England one as well with the blue and red at the top.

@timthumb The kit you mention is my favourite, we did do a version of that a few seasons back.

I've drawn a concept away strip for our first New Balance kit season. What are we thinking? Do you like it? #WHUFC #COYI #NewBalance ⚒️

@OC My Mum was learning to tap dance and Roy Castle had a book signing in my local store. I bought a copy a got him to sign it with "To Jo, maybe one day you too can dance like me." He seemed to know I was taking the p*** but stayed professional with just a hint of a frown.

Do you remember when autographs were a thing? Replaced by the selfie I was asked for my autograph today, old school, all we could find as she didn’t have the old autograph book, was the back of her shopping list Whose autograph did you have ?

@annaawhu C'mon Luke

Humphries vs Littler final, exciting

@DavidPGCSE Props to the people that could market alcoholic Irn Bru to sophisticated middle class palates.

@timthumb Sounds about right

Nduja was invented in about 2019 wasn't it?

@JustJan619 Thanks. Loved doing stuff for my kids in the past but they're grown up now and doing their own thing. It takes a bit of effort but I'm revelling in the fact I haven't heard an Xmas song when they're normally on rotation from Dec 1st in the UK

@timthumb That sounds nice! Enjoy it. I love Christmas usually, I’m just blah this year so I’m trying the fake it til you make it

Christmas decorations ✅ Christmas tree ✅ Presents wrapped ✅ Christmas spirit ⛔️

@HLTCO He who pays the piper, picks the pickled pepper. Or something,

No one wants it. No one in the US wants it in the sports that already do it. No one wanted it in the Premier League when it was trialled in the first few weeks of this season. The players hate it. The coaches do too. Bin.

Peak nominative determinism there.

@LizWebsterSBF He's choked up. Unlike his car.

The rot is finally surfacing. A former Brexit Party MEP - named in WhatsApp messages alongside jailed Reform UK leader Nathan Gill - is now denying pro-Russian payments after being linked to a Putin-aligned influence network. This isn’t a one-off. Brexit wasn’t homegrown. It was infiltrated. Farage built his career on a movement riddled with Russian 🇷🇺 links and now the messages, the money trails and the convictions are landing. Sunlight really is hitting the vampires. 🔗 bbc.com/news/articles/…

@HLTCO It was like a Mckallaster insta reel in real time

One of the most entertaining international matches I’ve ever watched. That’s no exaggeration; just ridiculous.