Tim von Gal

@CalltoActivism Imitation human wearing imitation snakeskin standing next to a genuine snake?

What do you spot in this photo?

Liz, we’ve seen footage like that a million times. You made sure we saw that—and nothing else. It’s the other stuff—what you deliberately hid from us—that we find so upsetting. Nice try. P.S. How many of these guys are feds? (As if you’d ever tell us).

@jaketapper They steal our hearts so they can live there forever.

Thanks for all the comforting words about sweet Winston, folks. Very kind of you. Here’s one of my favorite photos from the last few months. He was a very good boy and we will miss him a lot.

He's partially right - a significant upgrade for him. It clearly proves somebody's case.

@gtconway3d African or European?

Okay, time for a joke contest. Winner is whoever comes up with the best punchline for: How many Kevin McCarthys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

no idea what you're talking about

This is absolutely damning. Make sure everyone sees it.

@BeschlossDC True GOATS both.

Ali and Pele, 1977:

Profiles in integrity

@BeschlossDC Fifty Shades of Beige

Anyone wish to suggest a fitting title for Pence's forthcoming book?

Publisher’s blurb for Pence’s forthcoming book:

Backstage @FaceTheNation with @margbrennan, a green room laugh shared by @RepKinzinger, Amos Hochstein and @ScottGottliebMD. All coming up now in exclusive interviews.

This morning, I’m joining @margbrennan on @FaceTheNation to discuss housing, monkeypox, and more. Watch live at 11AM: cbsnews.com/face-the-natio…

Whoever is in charge of @JohnFetterman 's campaign and decided to bring in the Jersey Shore's own @snooki to troll Dr. Oz... I would love to meet you. @11thHour

Me and my responsibilities twitter.com/buitengebieden…

If they were to watch this in the Kremlin 🇷🇺 they might start to understand what they are up against 🇺🇦.

No. It is not. RNC should be ashamed.

My statement on the RNC censure. I am now even more committed to fighting conspiracies and lies:

Note the difference.