Tim Mwanje

Assailants break into Bank of Uganda, steal laptops bit.ly/4uqA4iA #MonitorUpdates

There's a certain fool in UEDCL head offices that keeps switching on and off the lights in the whole of Wakiso District. Oba afaaki?

@aisha_mari36904 That is not interest, that is an appreciation message with coins attached 😏

Anatomy exams be like which vessel caused the bleeding

@faith_keh You have a stoke pile

I stalk everyone no is one special ,i’m just a stalker

Dramatic scenes unfold at Archbishop Kaziimba’s Boston church service bit.ly/4upXJzG #MonitorUpdates

Attacking Archbishop Samuel Kaziimba Mugalu during a church service in Boston shows nothing but arrogance fued by stupidity. I repeat. It’s not the duty of the Archbishop to help anyone overthrow govt. Succeeed or fail on your own. Dont reflect personal frustrations on others.

BBC uncovers the Ugandan scammers abusing dogs to elicit donations from animal lovers bbc.in/4dlq7NE

name a better series than this. i'll wait 😎

@_sheba___ Picking infinity stones 😂😂

Thanos

@FraineSupermar1 @UOXUganda Akadomola ka Quencher avudewo nako😂

Guess who passed by Fraine Supermarket today?

The FIFA World Cup is literally next month and there’s no hype, no noise, no vibe NOTHING.👀💀💀💀

Some MPs who were meant to sign the minority report on the sovereignty bill have reportedly gone into hiding🤭🤭🤭

Why is it so easy for African traditional norms to protect an adult who harms children or infants? They move freely, and nobody is quick to speak out, hold them accountable, or question them simply because society fights so hard to protect their names and preserve their legacy!?

I don’t know why, but every time I board a boda boda, I feel like my life is ending.

Ritah Dancehall has amazing tricks of luring celebrities into giving her concert dance gigs 😂 A master at her game

@faith_nabushawo Mukyala Dereva

Mbu mukyala forensic psychiatrist, lawyer etc for you tewasoma?

@Cecilia97N Getting Pregnant for a man you met last week is not love, that’s poor decision making moving at olympic speed

Is that babe really serious about being pregnant for a man she met last week?

@brfootball The designer says let's move the adidas logo abit, make the T mobile logo bigger this time that has been his task for the last 2 decades

Bayern drop their home kit for 2026-27 🟥