Christa Hanson

I’ve gone quiet for a reason. I look forward to one day coming back and telling you all about it.

Driving home tonight / Spotlight flashing through the trees / Secret Moon Morse Code. #haiku

As my eyes adjust / twinkling, sparkling dance party / firefly disco. #haiku #gnight

Lovely morning to / hold pant legs up like a skirt / walk through dewy grass. #haiku #gmorn

After weeks, months of / Sorting other peoples’ things / Staring down my own. #declutter #minimalize #haiku

Made lifelong friends here / We had some fun, didn’t we? / End of an era. #haiku

Thirteen years ago / Twitter was a special place / I do miss those days. #haiku

@Angibangie @YuckyTom Both of these, all the time!

@YuckyTom "The dishes are DONE man," from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Close second, "Right on top of that, Rose"

@7Lowe @adhdjesse Parker Stevenson.

@adhdjesse ADHey, what was the name of the actor that starred in that show that I used to watch as a kid?

I’m supposed to be working on something else that’s really important, so of course I got distracted making this random t-shirt design just for fun. 😂🙃

I wish there were Shazam for aromas. Someone near me at BWI Gate B9 smells really nice right now.

@adhdjesse This has been my day/week/month/life.

The ADHD urge to work on literally anything other than the one thing you should be working on.

@MalalaSB @nathanwpyle Love it! How do you have a picture of your favorite spoon in another country? Did you ask someone at home to take it for this tweet, or do you carry a photo of it always? 🥰📷🥄

@nathanwpyle This is my favorite spoon since I was a kid. I had to leave it in my home country. Desserts don't taste as good since then!

ok please show me your favorite and least favorite spoons, for science

@Michelle_htimS @jessejanderson Absolutely, and it goes double for women. It can manifest so differently from what teachers were taught to watch for when we were kids. (I think I was 40 the first time a doc suggested it to me.)

@jessejanderson With every post I read, I am more convinced I am - I'm nearly 41, is it normal to not have a clue for this long?

If homework feels impossible, but tests are easy (and maybe even fun?), you might want to look into ADHD.

@nathanwpyle Ouch. Direct hit.

@davetrott @wordmancopy Oh, no. Let’s snot!

@wordmancopy There's one on the box at the moment "Let's You Be You"

Who writes this shit?

@wordmancopy We use this quote OFTEN. (Poor Harry. We blame it all on Harry.) youtu.be/9JHXQREn35Q

Im in ur coffee shop Shazamming ur music

@jmitchem Beautiful! Here’s our new pup, he’s past needle-teeth stage, into gangly legs akimbo stage. He’s found the coolest spot in the yard for himself: under the stone steps.

Puppyhood day five - my arms are covered in little pierce marks from these razor teeth. I know you’re not supposed to use your hands, but I like roughhousing.

@twediamark Sometimes it’s what you’re really in the mood for :)

@tinkhanson Ooh, we’ve watched that one a couple of times, good show!

Can’t really focus. Turns out the movie I’m going to watch tonight is “Bunch of Netflix Previews.”

@UpperCayce That’s a good one, too! Rearrange the list… add some ratings…

@tinkhanson lol. At least you make it to the previews. I get stuck scrolling through the screens of thumbnails.