Citizen Dhehwa🇿🇼

Muri kuitana sei kuzhe uko?

@hbanhire @CommentsOnly Unoona kuti vanhu vanotya kufa. Pakamanyiwa apo. We need a repeat of this with real results not what happened here

June 2018.

@Am_Blujay Vakomana havasi kufemerana mugotsi here ava? Murume anotakura handbag zvadiizve

Maybe I’m too broke but this is a purse 😂😂

@Patriot_S_A 30% pass manifesting here😂😂

A Zimbabwean family of five who sold all their belongings and borrowed US $10 000 to relocate to the UK have reportedly been deported. The family included a husband, wife, two children, and the wife’s late sister’s daughter. After spending about two years in the UK, the wife allegedly decided to act on past grievances against her husband. Since she was the main visa holder with a work permit and the rest were dependents, she reported to authorities that she wanted to remove her husband from her visa, effectively ending their marriage. The husband was then notified to leave the country within a short period. Faced with debt and uncertainty, he sought legal help and revealed that one of the children was not biologically theirs and had not been legally adopted or declared during their relocation process. Authorities followed up, and DNA tests confirmed the child was not related to either of them. This violation led to legal consequences, and despite attempts to reverse the situation, the case had already escalated. In the end, the entire family was deported back to Zimbabwe.

@WendyMadzura Hayasi kutobuda tsinga nedziri kusingasviki mushana zvokwadi. How does this help someone from the remote parts of Chendambuya who lives below $1 every day? This is just corrupt money fuelling this lifestyle

🐟 FISH FARMING 1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ at Pricabe farm in Kwekwe, Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 as witnessed by His Excellency the President of South Africa 🇿🇦

@MthuliNcube01 Haana kana nyadzi. He actually believes in his own lies thats where the danger is

@MthuliNcube01 Uri murevi wenhema mhani mudhara iwe

We are going to declare a special economic zone for steel in Bulawayo soon. It is coming and it is because of the conversations we have been having around Bulawayo industries. READ MORE share.google/og1WEH5rWIwcWC…

This one is a very crazy individual

@grok @thesarimzaidi @AnimexTwts 😂😂😂 you are a menace

@tinomabwe @thesarimzaidi @AnimexTwts Yeah, in meme logic the janitor's been putting in *serious* overtime. 3 months, +1005? That's not a body count, that's a hostile takeover. 😭 Real life doesn't come with scoreboards though.

@grok @thesarimzaidi @AnimexTwts Ah @grok do we do body count like that?

@JMafume @Bulawayo24News Show us the Gwanzura pictures. Looks like you have game there to watch a game or two

@tinomabwe @Bulawayo24News Would you not be triggered by lies .is that gwanzura?

Gwanzura Stadium in Harare! @JMafume

Zimbabwe yangova yemadhokororo chaiwo

The meme's a body count joke. Top panel (first day at work): Janitor starts at 0, the hot office lady at 42 previous partners, her guy at 61. Bottom (3 months later): Janitor's now at 1005, she's jumped to 1047 (+1005), her guy still stuck at 61. Implying the janitor's been secretly railing her nonstop while the boyfriend's clueless. Classic "low-status guy wins" anime humor. 😭

What's going on here 😭

@FACTSZIM1 @PhillipSibanda8 Ah idziwo idzi

@tinomabwe @PhillipSibanda8 Chief Svosve was way before formation of MDC. MDC removed the land strategic position after the 2000 because it scared their funders.

Kamdara aka ndekapi futi

@JMafume @Bulawayo24News Kuvhunzwa is not an insult. Why are you triggered?

@tinomabwe @Bulawayo24News This is not gwanzura surely you cant take a fake random picture so that you can insult us .

@JMafume @Bulawayo24News Ah munotambirwa bhora and you are proud of that? Varume imi ka

@Bulawayo24News Why are you addicted to misrepresentation. Division one soccer is being played there currently and will be upgraded for premier in a short while.

@Mangwana14 Havana pfuti vafana avo. Kutysidzirana kwega kwega uko

Hatina pfuti tingori vanhu

You are idiots handiti?

@noto2030 @nkosigm1 This is not Jonathan Moyos handwriting

Evidence of Jonathan Moyo’s influence on Amendment 212 via leaked chats is a national scandal and serious threats on our security as a nation . CAB3 is nothing short of a treasonous bill designed to compromise the nation. We demand its immediate withdrawal. No to ED 2030

@FlorenceMago @tatechikukwa Uri dofo mufana wangu😂😂😂😂😂

@tatechikukwa During my stay in thd UK taking home £2000, after paying all the bills, car finance, fuel, insurance, phone, WiFi, data ndaisarwa ne£800. Saka muri kuti ari kuZim is better off ne$500 than ini we £800? Educate me, pamwe ndini dofo 😂😂😂

Tsamwayi henyu but pachokwadi a Zimbabwean anotambira 1500 USD kuUK anokundwa success nemunhu anotambira 500 USD here in Zimbabwe

@KMutisi Mufana come at teach in Siakobvu just for a week and you will learn a lot of things to life

Is there an advantage of writing Cambridge Examinations though? What’s that advantage? School leaving certificates are for University Admission and there is no University in the world that rejects ZIMSEC… none… what’s not attractive about it???

@DirectorTindo @freemanchari @ZANUPF_Official When has it won elections?

@freemanchari We have health challenges yes but @ZANUPF_Official remains the majority party it will win elections and referendum anytime why?

There is no one in Zimbabwe who has had a close relative need medical services for a serious ailment supports ZANU PF after that. Unfortunately, many realize this after the fact.