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@powerfulwizerd Um thinking of getting an IUD but now I’m scared. Should I consider anaesthesia?

Most physically painful experiences of my life ranked 1. IUD insertion 2. Getting dry socket 3. Rib tattoo 4. Hip tattoo (x2) 5. Period cramps 6. horrible gas cramps back in college 7. Ankle sprain

This girl at the store asked me to buy a soda for her and i did. You can just ask people for things

@PopBase No.

Instagram has unveiled Instants. The new feature allows users to share uneditable photos with their close friends and mutual followers. Instants disappear after being seen, (and after 24 hours), and cannot be screenshotted by others.

invisible string theory is so real i can’t believe they’re about to get married

@tra1ningszn THIS I’VE WAITED FOR ALL MY LIFE.

ITS COMING ITS COMING ITS COMING

men are supposed to be madly obsessed with their girl, that’s like basic biology

Dostoyevsky was right; every self-betrayal is a sin. Whenever you go against your nature, your body makes a point to remind you.

my soulmate is not on a dating app . they’re orbiting alone around a star system 11.9 light years away trying to find a solution on how to stop their star from dying

@clementineshayy Don’t forget the snippet!

Once again asking for Columbia records to let Halsey release music (specifically requesting ego stripped, TGI exclusive tracks, lucid and carry the weight)

@lonelyisthejulz I need the rest of the snippet I don’t care about anything else rn!

a very sinister thought just came to me… do u think that carry the weight and lucid are gonna be released as singles or dropped with H6 (assuming they will be on streaming)?

@KeruboSk Caught myself doing this today. Told myself to calm down and reread.

I was telling someone the other day, “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes jump ahead and skip whole paragraphs, and I have to make myself go back and reread what I missed.” They looked at me and said, “No one does that.” Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭😩

If Persephone can be the Goddess of flowers and the Queen of Hell ,then you my dear can be full of whimsy and rage.

@honeycomingdown @ColumbiaRecords I think about this everyday I know the whole thing by heart I am in pain.

Need her released so badly it hurts… @ColumbiaRecords let Halsey release this song & others NOW!!!!

@aaronp613 Should one do the max charging 80% thingy in the settings or nah?

My iPhone 17 Pro is literally unusable now

I think they nailed it

@madelineefry Abbott Elementary.

Why are there no Gen Z sitcoms? Gen X had Seinfeld and Friends; millennials had The Office, New Girl, and How I Met Your Mother. Gen Z has...also The Office

Sometimes I forget that we live on a planet where sea otters wrap themselves in kelp so they don’t drift out to sea while they sleep. Where frogs follow elephants in the jungle to lay eggs in their footprints. Where whales lift their newborns to the surface for a breath of air.

This is our womens workwear brand that allows you to not have the silhouette of a golem while youre dying of heatstroke. Our pants start at $120 and overalls start at $200. Our colors are moss, coral, rust, and black. Fuck you.

@meenou6 @_mymsg Reading this made me really sad but also, vulnerability builds bonds so one’s gotta trust.

@_mymsg just say it and accept the fact that she's gonna screenshot it and share in her group chat with her other friends and they'll laugh at you and then you won't feel that way anymore

How do you say "please talk to me more, I crave your company" to someone without sounding like a desperate