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@ossaivictor1_ I been dey plan marry one chick that year on the low base on sharp sharp, You wouldn't believe what she said one day, You wan marry ADA, (Meaning first daughter) Low key? You must spend oh!

Most men wants to marry within the age of 25 - 30 years. But it's highly impossible in Nigeria. Most men are clocking 40 and not yet a father. I won't blame any man, I can also relate.

@icekied That Banex own i don experience am, omo i was buying her a new dress every morning when going back to work if she pass the night at my place. crazy experiences

As a young man in Abuja and you are looking for a hard working woman that makes her own money and is ready to spend your own too. These are places you can go right now to meet them, because they close around this time. 1. Banex plaza area. 2. Wuse market gate. 3. Garki ultra modern market. I choose these places because they are more than other places. Don't worry,you will love them.😁😁😁😁😁

@vheeorji22 Una don dey make beginners dey fear.

What if SQL is actually easier than Excel ?

@PhatboiSham_ah Nice one 👍

@tippinmac I won't even go there again, though someone recommended another spot, I'll try it when next I visit.

Wait! There's no CR in Jos like the entire Plateau state?

@PhatboiSham_ah I go lie fir you. I enter cubana one night at 12am I dey vex say club no start early, this guy showed up like 2:30am with 2 babes.. meaning he already knows they timing 😂😂

@tippinmac E no get house ke 😂 😂 😂

I got home like 7:05pm, I've been tweeting in the car like a homeless Abuja big boy.

@ChichiFlygirl12 Make them do sharp sharp I don too suffer.. abeg let it be those Banga soup stress vendors oh 🙏

Very soon they’ll start street food in guzape and it’s likes 👍

@icekied As long as you have money" if not them go break your head with bottle... I think say that place done die self... Lagos street na another sharp corner 😂

If you are in Abuja as a young man and you are currently single,I'm here to help you. Just take a cab to Rita Lori in Garki 2 and pick any of the beautiful ladies you see there. They also deserve love😌😌. They are very loyal as long as you have money. Don't mention,I'm just looking out for you😁😁😁😁.

@mimi247111 @hy_wemmy You be medical doctor? See as you answer affirmatively.

@hy_wemmy It does and weakens it as well

Does m@sturbation reduce sperm count??

@AtakpaPrincess Una don already dey ask me further math question for something wey I start yesterday, yesterday 😂

Before cleaning a dataset, what’s the FIRST thing you do? 👀 A. Check for missing values B. Understand the dataset C. Remove duplicates D. Check data types Data analysts, don’t scroll without answering

@ExtracoolBB The journey no easy no blame them..

Especially those that are yet to finish their udemy courses

@ABUJAPLUG You just display your stupidity sha...

@WithBukky He dey, but na by connection and mostly to staff of federal government. ITF runs yearly and a few I no wan mention.

Why are there no fully funded master’s programs in Nigeria?

@kenkenlewu Her attitude might be poor but some people end up getting angry with themselves and God for not having kids but what do I know..

Every Friday, my former boss would hand each of us ₦10,000 and say, “Go enjoy your weekend.” By 2 p.m., he would tell all the married women to close for the day and go home to prepare food for their families. He was truly a kind and gentle old man. He loved kids and valued family so much. When his tenure ended, a new boss took over, a woman. The first rules she introduced were: • No one should bring kids to the office • Everyone must close by 4 p.m. The nursing mothers reminded her that management had approved 2 p.m. closing time for them, but she refused. Many of them tried to request reposting to other departments, but she rejected their applications. Later, we got to know that she had been married for 25 years without kids.

@PhatboiSham_ah Abeg no make me laugh😂

@tippinmac I tried one shawarma spot like that, my wife and I couldn't even eat it. The one wae I chop purge me.

@officialladi_T how much does this course cost?

Day 8/40 of completing the Google Data Analytics Professional Certificate ❤️ My proof of work (module 5✅) People taking this Google course can testify that it’s really not an easy one !!!!

@DabereNnamani You did this in 2024, while i just stared Data journey yesterday, took my first test today and scored 60, i just tire....

These two projects have gotten me multiple gigs and they’re still getting me gigs till this day and guess what??? I worked on them since 2024!! A good project can’t die!!

@KLeeeyah This your relationship wey you start for the first Quarter of the year no even pass 2nd quarter omo!

@SylverBig @Sugar_Pops_ Make I use this your motivation hold body today, because that's just what i need.

@Sugar_Pops_ In life how you start doesn’t matter, what matters most is how you finished

Guyyyyyyyyyysssssss I went to stalk him on LinkedIn 🌚