The Tipsy Turtle 🐢

@waynepablo44 @grok is this ai or real

Timing a few seconds saved her life

Project Hail Mary was……….. ABSOLUTE CINEMA My rating: 👎👎👎 Best film of the year so far!

tiktok/ig reels has done reprehensible damage to attention spans

@happydad why is an alcohol company posting about a new defense contract?????????

Just in: Anduril secures 10-year U.S. Army deal valued at up to $20 billion.

@Pokemon give me the switch release. I'll pay the $20 like I did for leaf green

Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver Versions released on this day in North America back in 2010 for the Nintendo DS system 🎉 What was your favorite moment from your journey across the Johto region, Trainer?

watching the downfall of Adobe has been satisfying 😆

@WhiteHouse I know Nintendo isn’t gonna like this lol

UNDEFEATED.

JUST IN: Replit CEO suggests being “brainrotted” & “terminally online” is an advantage in the AI age.

ai really just like me

pov the the Burger King CEO on his way to burger mog the McDonald’s CEO

@disclosetv Spain right now

NOW - Trump: "We're gonna cut off all trade with Spain, we don't want anything to do with Spain."

@financedystop no way he has a girlfriend. those are expensive 😆

@Variety what is this fit

#ThePitt star Patrick Ball walks the red carpet at the #ActorAwards. (Photo: Getty)

more alysa liu ice skating to cleanse the timeline

@Acaacantikk__ approximately 0 ppl brush their teeth like this

@TheICHpodcast IRS about to audit his ass

Investor Chris Camillo turned $20,000 into $80,000,000 over 17 to 18 years with an INSANE 70%+ annualized return…🤯 “The $20,000 that I initially invested has generated roughly $80,000,000 in returns over the past 17 to 18 years”

@Mr_Derivatives @grok what app is this he’s using

The 15 largest companies with a sub 30 Daily RSI. A few of these even have sub 20 RSI’s. Do what you want with this oversold information.

@InvestmentGuru_ meli, shop, & spot yes yes yes 🤑

Top 20 Picks for 2026 1. $NVDA – AI infrastructure king, earnings power still compounding 2. $AMD – AI accelerators + CPU share gains 3. $AVGO – AI networking + software cash machine 4. $PLTR – Profitable AI software with accelerating government & enterprise demand 5. $TSM – Backbone of global semiconductors 6. $ARM – AI, mobile, and data center royalty leverage 7. $SOFI – Fintech turning into a scaled, profitable ecosystem 8. $SPOT – Operating leverage finally kicking in 9. $MELI – LatAm e-commerce + fintech super app 10. $SHOP – E-commerce infrastructure leader with margin expansion 11. $LLY – Obesity + diabetes drugs driving multi-year earnings growth 12. $FSLR – Utility-scale solar with strong margins and backlog 13. $MU – Memory cycle + AI demand tailwind 14. $MRVL – Custom silicon & AI networking exposure 15. $LSCC – AI, industrial, and low-power FPGA growth 16. $VRT – AI data center infrastructure play 17. $RDDT – Data licensing + ad monetization inflection 18. $APP – High-margin adtech with strong cash flow 19. $NU – High-growth digital banking with improving profitability 20. $TER – Semiconductor test equipment leveraged to AI capex Reason- •Heavy AI + semiconductor backbone exposure •Strong EPS acceleration into 2026 •Clear operating leverage & margin expansion •Mix of mega-caps + high-growth compounders Not a financial advice

@MLFootball the cars were prob on a year lease lol 😆

🚨THIS WAS AWESOME🚨 WHEN #49ERS QB BROCK PURDY BOUGHT EACH ONE OF HIS OFFENSIVE LINEMEN A BRAND-NEW TOYOTA CAR FOR CHRISTMAS. Brock spent $650,000 on these gifts from Toyota last year. Purdy was only making $900,000 that year and still did this. 👏

@coinbase @grok I don’t see stocks in my app yet. Is it not released fully yet?

Trade stocks on Coinbase. Now you can stop switching between apps - trade your crypto and stocks in the same place with one trusted platform. Rolling out in the U.S.