MicahSage

You check your account balance before sleeping… And it ruins your mood.

A lovely toothpaste👀

@thenihiin Until you discover you're number 17 on her list.

This is the best feeling ever

@itsSh0la To some...repetition connotes emphasis. Suffer no dey tire them

@the_smallie Wait for the return of the agbados part two. Shege pro max

If country spoil pass like this, I no sure say anybody go survive am.

@ChiomaIroanya @miriamogb I don't want to die at 70 either.... doesn't mean I'm not old at that age. Biologically and reproduction-wise, a 33 years old woman is OLD.

@tizzycute01 @miriamogb 33 years old is but you don't want to die at 33 (old).

This guy dumped his 32 years old girlfriend and went on to marry a 22 years old girl. His excuse was that his girlfriend had gotten old and getting pregnant might be hard. He didn’t want to risk it. His girlfriend eventually met someone a year later and got married and immediately got pregnant . Presently, she has 2kids but the man at 37 still doesn’t have a child with his ‘young’ wife. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@drmuasaidu Tell am say bomb dey hin head

Someone just said the minister of power has done such a good job that he wants to be the governor of Oyo state so that Oyo can see the light 😆🤣

@drharveee What a waste of childhood.

To us who have never been flogged since child birth, good morning 😂😂😂

@_belikebaddy All fingers are not equal.

Some people never see 100k since this year start 😪💔

@otokyo__ Survival of the fittest, elimination of the unfit.

What would you call this?

@oku_yungx Let's get to work!

GOOD MORNING X WORKERS

@DearS_o_n It means Dem no really send him papa.

A man died of hunger, but food was served at his funeral. When you're less busy, meditate on this.

@Lov3pic This is stupid.

Mood

@leodey4u His is the perfect definition o "he prepareth a table before me in the presence of my enemies"

e go enter for us today 🙏

@FavorGrace90 Keep grinding...hustle will pay.

I hope you make enough money to get out of situations you hate.

@peculiarchichii Drops pen 🖊️

Men listen: If a woman is clamouring for my money, my money in marriage, she's is saving it for divorce.

@DanielRegha If them demand for bag of rice, na you wan help Dem dey move am throw the forests?

No bandit has ever demanded bags of rice as ransom (payment), to show u how use/ess the rice they share is.

@Omofolaranmi01 @OurFavOnlineDoc 😂😂😂

@tizzycute01 @OurFavOnlineDoc Carry escrow

This whole 50:50 conversation is a conversation for poor people. Mentally poor people. It takes a serious level of mental poverty to be fighting passionately for your right to watch your partner suffer while you hoard your own money. Again, mental poverty in glorious display.

@ick_real Or....you necessarily don't have.

unfortunately, you do have to get out the house if you want to improve your quality of life.

@davidoghe @xxterberry I go lie for you?😁

@tizzycute01 @xxterberry 😂😂😂

50/50 is for roommates, not for a man who says he loves you. When a man loves you, he leads with intention, not calculation.

@davidoghe @xxterberry Obough wey don slack😂

@tizzycute01 @xxterberry Open yansh down ni