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Wittgenstein taught me how to speak. Young Thug taught me how to love. Von Neumann taught me how to think.

@getinglouderig Bro ur dad stories be killing me

My dad bought a “viral short form video” course and is now making me do it too

Deep down I’m embarrassed my posts have been doing well recently since that’s a reliable indicator for slopulist coal

@ridingtheliger Picking up my food and heading back lol

@tkisrage Half day?

The most beautiful thoughts are always beside the darkest

@nextgenacela So true

FiDi has so much more aura than Midtown

Normies just love to talk about food bro like holy shit they can talk all day about food

@tieyournumbers Impossible

My interns watching me crank a perfect LBO in 45 minutes without touching my keyboard or using Claude

Make me new again

This is actually better

@bobcharlemander I will give you a thousand dollars if you can find this pic anywhere lol ur just saying shit

@tkisrage Seen this picture multiple times and who eats a slop bowl at 9am

Day 44 Investment Banking: 1 AM, just left the office. I’ll get home, shower, and plug back in. My analyst lets me log off at 3 AM. Lucky me. I’ll reach the office at 9 AM tomorrow. Get my slop bowl, put a smile on, and do it all over again. I was something once.

@BradDijon47s @bobcharlemander Broke niggas stay projecting smh

@bobcharlemander @tkisrage His account is obly Larp. What I meant was he ain’t no intern having a coffee chat

Had a coffee chat with a VP at my investment bank and the entire time he was soft launching groyper and redpill talking points to see if I would catch his drift lmao

@gdp126 Transferred and had to do an extra semester If I was larping I would just lie and say I’m 21 lol

@tkisrage How are you an intern at 22. Seems like LARP

@BradDijon47s @bobcharlemander Cool bro ur the same guy who said VPs don’t do coffee chats with interns when that literally happens at every bank on the street all the time lmao. yeah man I’m sure u def know what ur talking about.

@tkisrage @bobcharlemander I literally work in M&A/PE Big Law. I think I know what High Finance is like. Your larping. Nobody trusts interns with actual work. So they won’t have you working 80 hour weeks. Internships are all about programming. Your a larp

@BradDijon47s @bobcharlemander Dude interns have coffee chats with MDs it’s completely normal, also saying no intern works until 3 in IB lets me know u don’t know what ur talking about

@tkisrage @bobcharlemander Your account is literally Larp. No such thing as working until 3 am as an intern. Internships r learning experiences with the occasional menial fake assignment. Your not having a coffee chat with a vp lil bro

@Kennard_Fan @biglawbro Well the work isn’t particularly cognitively demanding, it’s just tedious, long, and time agnostic

@tkisrage @biglawbro Serious question: Every great athlete I have ever known from Kobe to LeBron to my good friend Luke Kennard have sworn one of the keys to peak performance is sleep. Why does that not translate in these professions?

@bobcharlemander Shut yo ass up lil boy

@tkisrage This is either an ai bot or someone larping ib idk what’s worse

@BradDijon47s @bobcharlemander “Ain’t no intern having a coffee chat with a VP” LMAOOOO SYBAU

@bobcharlemander @tkisrage Ain’t no intern having a coffee chat with a VP and ain’t no VP talking about goy shit

@theZachChen But thanks

@tkisrage lmfao gl bro sounds rough

@theZachChen Indeed