Andy Brennan

Are all narcissists gaslighters? Or vice/versa?

We're all Southampton tonight ain't we?

@kazzaloveslife Anything with not too much sugar, if not too much sugar. Hate that my life is dictated by glucose.

I’d love to see your weekly menus. Brings me such joy ❤️🤗

#pusb one of the worst pen decisions ive ever seen.

G'warn the Lambs @tamworthfc

'Freelance football journalist'...or long-term unemployed as its actually known.

Shit like this really does cheer me up.

Romário 🇧🇷

Only just caught up with the Itauma fight and god damn.

Didn't realise my mom had gone out. Stood talking to myself for about 30 seconds.

@RMoorhen @anon_opin I use 'darts maths' as my general addition and subtraction method. Sounds weird but its the only way my brain figures maths out.

@anon_opin As long as I can subtract from 501, that's about all I regularly use. Fcuk knows what a cosine is.

I get we all hated him by then anyway, but it was mental how much backlash Sunak got for wanting maths to be taught until age 18. Almost every country does that already, we're the weird ones for letting students drop it so early.

@gsg2590 @anon_opin Don't loose your cool over it.

@anon_opin It's not needed, English language is though because a lot of people still don't know the difference between 'you're' and 'your.' It's embarrassing.

@anon_opin I need some oregano in my life.

The way Americans pronounce "Monty Python" is a crime against nature.

@kazzaloveslife "Morning mr magpie, touch green never seen" i hate myself.

Do you salute solo magpies?

@houseofchaos18 @sainsburys Meats and cheeses always pleases.

Hi @sainsburys I dont really fancy these bacon fetus medallions 😬

Getting a telly for my bedroom for the first time in 12 years 2mo. *boring post of the evening*.

@fesshole On the loser cruiser with your millions haha

I have a healthy amount in my savings account. sometime if i get public transport and it's super busy and people are stood behind me, i open my banking app and play around with funds knowing people will be looking and hoping they are jealous.

@anon_opin Its a US cop thing

Who decided that the correct way for actors to hold a torch was not underhand from the waist but overhand, shoulder height?