Frodo Baggins

Are you spending 4/20 with us in KC?! @duncantrussell #2dates1duncan

Yet another recall on my 2010 Chevy Cobalt, this one's the airbag! Hey @chevrolet @GM if you want me dead, just kill me now! Greedy assholes

#oneleggedhershel #robsbed

I've been called a woman in person and in a drive thru this month 💁

“@SomeDudesMusic: My new sounds: Fuji soundcloud.com/somedudesmusic… on #SoundCloud” Get stoned to this!

@jwtkns the feeling is mutual my main damie! Love ya homie

Just tipped my first bathroom attendant 😊

@tmnt4lyf Greendale needs a win. The best compliment our sports program gets is that our basketball team is really gay. #sixseasonsandamovie

I'm back bitches! @flipitninjaa #sixseasonsandamovie

My dad could beat up Ronald #Mcdonalds dad. He should think about that before completely screwing up my order again

Daaaaamn! Keep it real on the high seas Troy! #foreverchildish 😥 you'll be missed

Spike Jonze: from jackass to where the wild things are to killin it on wallstreet! #keeponplayinplaya

Lip Gallagher is a badass all the way around #shameless

“@Supfoool: Sometimes a grown man has to brave a snowstorm for some Church's Chicken and a chocolate milkshake” god bless you as you go!

Big Macs for sacks, I'm lovin it #chiefsnation

A great man once sent me this on my birthday. I wanted to return the favor. Happy Birfday, @tmnt4lyf!

Siriusly regretting working on Christmas! Thanks for the MASSIVE tips you Scrooges

Best start to a birthday 🍕

Stiffing your delivery driver on a night like this means you have no soul #stereotypical

Threat level what? Midnight! Threat level who? Michael Scarn!