Mel Taylor

I have no idea what I'm doing on twitter... #TwitterIsConfusing

ANY Meatloaf song by @CalebPJohnson #IdolRequest

Somehow turned "we're up all night to get lucky" into something about a "Mexican monkey" #misheardlyrics

Thanks to @RSherman_25 for reminding @Taylorto why he proudly wears his jersey! What an amazing 24th birthday for me #petecarrollsbdaytwin

Thank you #Seahawks for getting @PeteCarroll and myself a birthday win! #12man #greatestbirthdayever

@Alexander_Kirk @onairjake I totally spotted you two in the audience! You were right there with me every step of of the way! #awesome

Ohhh @OnAirJake you're becoming quite the celebrity. Congrats my dear :)

11 Biggest Social Media Disasters of 2012 - on.mash.to/V7I729

Washington state is the 3rd state today to pass marriage #equality! Change is among us! #NOH8

Sucks that @pattonoswalt is going to perform at CWU right after I graduated and moved back to Bellingham #bummed

#JimLehrer is minutes away from saying "Somebody stole my stapler!" #debate #OfficeSpace

Jim Lehrer is the equivalent of the replacement refs in this debate. #debates

They should just fight it out through good ole fashioned wrestling. I vote for kiddie pools and jello. #debates

If u ask me @BarackObama & @MittRomney should take notes from @BritneySpears & keep their answers short & to the point #BritneyForPresident

Imma let you finish Jim Lehrer, but... #debates

"The two biggest jocks at the high school are going to fight over who's gonna be qb. Let's have the chess club captain referee." #debate

Teen Mom 2 on Netflix while the hubby sleeps #marriedlife

Excited to meet @E_L_James tomorrow for her first trip to Seattle! #50shades #BOOKSIGNING

Congratulations to MARK BONSACK, who won his first WSOP Circuit gold ring, after three previous third place finishes at Lake Tahoe

Ohhh Charlie #SheenRoast