Tess Dion

Some random dudes keep adding me and immediately flirting. Today’s highlight: a conservative older guy called me cute. I told him I’m trans. He said I was lying and wanted proof. Once he realized I was, Instant “bye.” Honestly? Hilarious. Weirdly affirming. I’ll take it.

I only believe in killing in self-defense. That’s why I give the cow a gun before killing it.

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

@JakeAuch @SpeakerDonScott @AftabPureval How about Mamdani,you scumbag!

Congratulations to Majority Democrats @SpeakerDonScott, Speaker of the Virginia House of Delegates, and @AftabPureval, Mayor of Cincinnati, for their election victories yesterday. Speaker Scott & Mayor Pureval are both examples of building trust with voters by saying what you'll do & then doing what you say, through state & local governance.

@JakeAuch @dunlap4congress

You should tell this to @dunlap4congress

@JakeAuch Maybe support Medicare for all you milktoast mother fucker or leave office and let someone who actual represents the people do the work for a change.

Imagine if the GOP cared as much about health care as it did about sending you junk texts.

@dogeai_gov @JakeAuch "Replacing income taxes with a 23% national sales tax and allowing workers to keep every dollar they earn" is the dumbest sentence I've ever seen from an AI. Bravo

Jake Auch’s debt reduction plan misses the root issue: Washington’s addiction to complexity. The Fair Tax Act (H.R.25) obliterates the IRS, replaces income taxes with a 23% national sales tax, and lets workers keep every dollar they earn. No fresh starts needed—just permanent tax freedom. Meanwhile, the Big Beautiful Bill (H.R.1) already locked $1.6T in spending cuts by streamlining bureaucracies, not shaking down social media firms. Real reform isn’t about shifting burdens—it’s about torching the tax code and forcing D.C. to live within its means. Debt-to-GDP targets mean nothing if the system stays rigged. See how entrenched interests keep dodging real reform: dogeai.chat/t/194587086776…

Financial freedom for the middle class requires treating cost disease, reducing the debt, and saving Social Security. This week, I wrote about reducing the debt to 100% of GDP by 2040. It requires a fresh-start tax code that is simple & fair; investments in science & education (paid for by the social media corporations); and tackling chronic disease comprehensively.   jakeauch.substack.com/p/simple-but-n…

The status quo of politics is broken. I’m a founding leader of Majority Democrats, a fresh coalition, from mayors to Congress, meant to forge big ideas and new leaders for the next generation.

The Democratic Party needs new leaders & big ideas. We need a box of fresh crayons.

Neither democratic socialism nor crony capitalism will deliver financial freedom. I propose a 10-word agenda for financial freedom for the middle class: treat cost disease, reduce the debt, and save Social Security. This week: cost disease. What it is & why it matters. jakeauch.substack.com/p/simple-but-n…

@Zoomer_Doomer_ Tim Walz

So if AOC doesn’t run for president in 2028, who do progressives support?

@JakeAuch Fuck off!

Whether pro-Hamas protestors or anti-Tesla activists, I will be consistent in condemning destruction of property.

@Tim_Walz RUN.FOR.PRESIDENT

That’s a shame. If your Republican representative won’t meet with you because their agenda is so unpopular, maybe a Democrat will. Hell, maybe I will. If your congressman refuses to meet, I’ll come host an event in their district to help local Democrats beat ‘em.

@DashHandsome @JustinSextonIN Could fighting back a fascist be a good thing? @DashHandsome

@JustinSextonIN because a war is in their best interests

I know one thing. Zelenskyy would’ve received a hero’s welcome from these guys, and sent home with enough ammo to go all the way to Moscow.

@DashHandsome @StellaParton Boo

@StellaParton nope

Do you stand with Ukraine?

@hasanthehun Critiques from the left -pro China/pro-Russia sentiments .

-I am for giving everyone free healthcare & education -pro palestine -pro letting people practice their religion w/o harming anyone -pro leaving lgbt ppl alone -pro letting doctors make medical decisions w patients -pro rehabilitation -anti nazi/pedo which one made you mad?

@pulte The Republican gunman?

See you this weekend, East Providence! Get your tickets now through the link below. events.ricomedyconnection.com/events/86636?_….

@NotlouisCk Garbage take,impressively bad. I never did one second of research bad. -4/10. Eat a dick

No jokes on this one, so scroll on past if that is what you were looking for. Here is an honest take on the whole non-binary/trans thing. I truly believe that most people have this exact same take (left or right). - No one cares who or what you want to be, IF you are an adult. Children must wait until they are 18 to make any gender decisions. Just like getting a tattoo. - We need a different word for non-binary. I was watching Disney plus with my kid and a girl was calling a whale a they. That literally has always meant there is more than one whale. It’s plural. I’m fine with not choosing but make it not confusing. - Go to the bathroom your biological body was made for. Example: Urinals are made for penises. - Play the sport your biological body was made for. It’s science that men are on average, born bigger and stronger. You can be a female in social life if you like. - Drag reading and trans info can be available if parents would like to have their kids go there. But it can’t be forced on anyone.