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hi chat im new to twitter does anyone want to follow me?

@darkas1an you gotta keep the bros and the hoes separate

I'm a rootless coastal elite and I would be #annihilated in a nuclear exchange

The unemployed soylennial with hundreds of thousands in college debt hates seeing younger people with respectable jobs.

@tommytbone216 fatass

nobody fucking cares #squid

Did you know in HEAT (1995) the iconic shoutout scene was entirely improvised? After finishing their scene, Val Kilmer and Robert DeNiro decided to kill all the cops that had shutdown traffic, unaware director Micheal Mann was still filming.

@ItsAnen @mattforney Half of the people spamming stuff about white guys dating latina women are Latino men

@mattforney These little chihuahua men are descendants of the conquered race. If you think about it they're the OG cucks. Wouldn't surprise me if the most watched type of porn there is cuck porn.

This is NORMAL in Latin America. Latinos are some of the biggest wimps and simps on the planet. Delete whatever mental image you had of Latin America being "trad." Some examples that come to mind: - In Mexico, you can be convicted of "gender violence" for misgendering a tr00n. A couple of years back, a politician was convicted for exactly this. His sentence was apologizing to the tr00n whose honor he offended every day for a month and having his name entered into a public registry (like the sex offender registry, but for wife-beaters). Pictured below is the tr00n that was "misgendered." - In Argentina, the civil service previously had a quota for tr00ns: a certain percentage of government jobs HAD to go to tr00ns. Milei abolished this after taking office. Latino dudes are the kind of simp where they'll kill a girl for liking a different guy. When I lived in Mexico, a friend of mine who frequented escorts told me how one escort was dealing with a bizarre stalker who tattooed her name on his dick and wouldn't shut up about how much he loved her. He had never met her and had no clue she was a prostitute. So yes, Brazil making it a capital crime to tell women to shut up is entirely in character for the region.

When you have a healthy physique and stop accumulating sweat within the folds of your hanging gut you tend to stop looking at other people like this

Obama literally ran on "Mitt Romney will put black people in chains" and a week after Biden was sworn in his DOJ started arresting shitposters over 2016 election memes. You people will not rewrite history.

how the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it

Nice job. He was the only one who knew where the key was. Now what?

Diagnosis: arranged marriage to Uncle Bachir grievance

@PolPotAliveInUA ratioed under my own post….

She confessed her love for me mid sex then got really embarrassed 110/100

@joevertonwindow @Empty_America They have a fair amount actually, not sure where you’re getting this from

@Empty_America Pearl Jam meanwhile appears to have zero cultural presence among Gen Z

The Smiths didn't used to be a major band, mostly listened to by low-rider Chicanos for some reason. Jennifer Connelly was sort of a B+ celb in the 90s. Few Americans knew who Kate Bush in the 80s, she wasn't even on MTV much if at all. Retroactive Celebrity.

@Empty_America No shortage of middle aged white dads will tell you about listening to the smiths in high school

Read this thread. The total censorship of the internet very nearly succeed during the woke era, and the relative freedom we enjoy now could be only a temporary reprieve. The same people who closed the internet before are still at large and they won’t hesitate to do it again.

And as usual, the terrorists lose to the red white and blue. 🇨🇿

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

@Borealian1838 Yeah well you’re a fucking leaf and you don’t trust the plan

Half of my mutals have been banned today, movies, video games and TV still fucking suck, we are at war explicitly because of Israel and I don't have a girlfriend.