Toaster & Basil (& 🌈🌁 Nesbit) ❤️ Scruffa

@boyar_dad Just elervader musik

Beef, what's going on in that large noggin of yours?

@TheSamanthaRei She's a goddess & your incredible talent helped make it an undeniable fact to everyone who saw her ❤️

@jcarole @DrZedZha That's wonderfully compassionate of your vet. If you can, please send them a physical note relaying your experience & how much it meant to you. Vet med is deadly tough, and a physical reminder for them to look at on rough days is wonderful.

The other day my vet did something this thoughtful. She went over the charges for the visit with me in private. So if I had to make a tough decision, the money part was thoughtfully considered and discussed in private. It was so considerate because no place can make one cry faster than a vet’s office. Thank you for being a great doctor.

I don’t let my patients apologize for their bodies. To “Sorry I didn’t shave!” I say: if men don’t have to shave we don’t have to shave. To “Sorry about my fat rolls!” I say: fat rolls belong to real bodies and I’m glad you’ve got one! And to “Sorry about the smell!” I say: how dare you be a human!🤣🩵

@feederofcats Joke's on her, she's the new love of your life

ok everyone is vibing except Chicken Star who would like to see me dead in a ditch

Carl is here to protect his siblings from his other siblings, heard they just came from a drive thru, gross

First time meeting

@feederofcats Pee dribble > no pee 🤷‍♀️

would you let this man dribble pee all over your house yes or no

@OneNerdyOpinion Matt Matt It's a secret recipe Matt You can't go sharing her secrets all over the internet

And what does she do when she was “done eating” and we were going out to play with Spike? She runs back in! And what do I hear?? Dandy cooking!! We’ll try again for a process video tomorrow.

So, tonight I was ready to watch the master chef in action, which of course means she decided against putting kibble in her wet food tonight. So here’s just a long video of Dandy eating, plain, non-crunchy, unaltered, straight out the can wet food.

Hi. Condoms are free because of the AIDS epidemic. Thousands of people died for those free condoms. It can and should be a BOTH. It can be a free condoms AND free pads. Free condoms are LIFE SAVING. I'm begging people to learn their queer history.

@crits4cats Ohhhhh babies 🐾❤️💔😭 please eat! (& poop! #BittyNation )

We did not have much success (read: zero) getting any of these stubborn potatoes to take a bottle or syringe last night. I managed to get only a few mls of formula in them by syringe feeding before they stopped accepting that too. I managed to tube feed the two boys but…

@MadderSlightly Yes! It can take a little bit into it but it's absolutely worth sticking with.

Schitt’s Creek: yes or no?

@KelsKels06 I wonder how much hellocobber crimbs correlate with how much time Momb&Dade are in that space to observe the crimbs

I have LOTS of updated data with today's mayhams - 2 tweets worth! I broke down the Hellocobber data by weekday and have charted them by number and percentage (images 1 and 2). Definitely an interesting pattern! I also have the updated pie charts for Victims and Types of Crimb!

@KelsKels06 @DisChimera I think approximation using okrahamblone citay would be fine, if you note it's an estimate. Momb might also be willing to tell you their nearest bigger city for more accuracy maybe.

@DisChimera I have considered this, but that requires zip code level data, and that is a privacy concern. I might approximate based on Okrahamblone City, but I’d rather have no data than inaccurate data.

@OneNerdyOpinion @WajahatAli And you're doing an amazing job with Dandy! I'm in love with her

@WajahatAli People keep tagging me in your kitten posts. I’ve recently been acquired by a kitten. If you need any advice I can try to help find an answer, but I’m basically learning everything on the fly.

I told my family that the kitten is entirely their responsibility and not to expect anything from me as I am an anti-pet person. I said this when they brought the hamster. Well, I now feed the hamster and apparently I am his best friend in the family. And here I am, a grown man, watching vides on "what to do with kittens" and "how to take care of new kittens." Kids....

@kkramermcginnis @MBurtwrites Yes but mostly because it's part of an EXCEPTIONAL bit by a local drag King

Trying to see something: If I say, “We’ve got trouble! Right here in River City! With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!” Do you have any idea what I’m talking about? @MBurtwrites and I need to know if my cultural lexicon is too weird 😂

@acatnamedteddy @hes_the_gay_one Air conditioning is worth the stress of learning about a new home, promise!

@hes_the_gay_one momb feels bade but she says other partment had no Air conitioning , which is not good for mine helt, due to calofnronia

we'll. We move a partment's. and am being pety brave about it for the most parts, but to be onest, am feely a little weird rite now , because the air's is different , and the floorse etc

@PsBallnBubbles It's OK to feel relief ❤️ be kind and gentle to yourself through this deep loss. What a great life she had, to be so well-loved.

@KelsKels06 @GONZOtheGhoast I'm completely in love with this

@GONZOtheGhoast So I decided that it would be fun to run a report on Gonzo’s daily Behaviores Report. This is where he is, year to date. I will update daily upon Gonzo’s report being posted.

Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% trashcan mishaps

@swagmastarpaul @JortsTheCat You can always substitute the patented Basil Maneuver: sneezing into your human's water glass.

@JortsTheCat The golden rule- If boogers don’t hit at least one face then it’s a waste

So what I sneezed boogers everywhere can’t a guy have some nasal issues in peace !!!

@GONZOtheGhoast @Snowden Every time I see this Gonzo face, I feel a bit of relief, bc I know I'm not alone in thinking the op is weird [derogatory]

That Harris feels incapable of surviving a basic solo interview after nearly four years at the pinnacle of power in the White House―even with a channel that deeply favors her party―is a problem. A Vice President shouldn't need "Training Wheels" Walz ready to jump on her grenade.