harbinger of stress

The universe just confirmed to me that cigarettes are actually really good for you and will bring good fortune. Everyone Start Smoking Now !

@TS_Dumb_Broad having enemies at the shadow puppet rehearsal is amazing,,,,cant fathom the mental gymnastics

@TS_Dumb_Broad 😭 shadow puppet rehearsal

Imagine pulling up to shadow puppet rehearsal and being a dick

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

thinking about that post that was like “twink at the bear party omg” and the one reply that just said “bro that’s the salmon”

Basketball ball ;(

being physically and psychologically dependent on various substances that don’t even make you good at the saxophone or really really want to open a restaurant is humiliating

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

@jackpilled ty…..i will retweet it a lot dw

woke up sleepy again

inventing a new guy . normal guy. has a fat ass. is able to connect to people notmally

@TS_Dumb_Broad yooooo

@toastedfl4ke districtleathers.com/products/trans…

I cannot stop thinking about transparent horse leather

you will be misunderstood and you will survive it

x.com/toastedfl4ke/s… theres a bunch o flash here & more i haven’t posted (mostly plants)

coming to knoxville again the week of the 25th, get a tat from me 🔫 🔫 or else 🔫

Basketball :)

please deliver me olord. not to or from anything in particular, im not picky tbh

@moonbrains 😭

My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking