Hot yet still traped in a Louis Vuitton Flip Phone

Wishes really so come true

I am going insane and its my own fault

@funeraldyke calla had moore thoughts that i forogt

Mike and Ike and Sully (real)

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

In my dreams there a version of ann arbor where the Nicolette mall is the heart of a beautiful Chinatown

hot people who eat croissants are dangerous

this is a really funny comic if you get rid of the years

victor wembanyama: I don’t expect many American fans to understand, but my time at the monastery was as much about what i left behind as it was about what i absorbed. Two weeks, no meat, for example, difficult here, no? josh hart: Yooo pause 😂 chet holmgren: what is u talmbout

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

Imagine pulling up to shadow puppet rehearsal and being a dick

Will Toledo, lead singer and multi-instrumentalist of the band Car Seat Headrest, has legally changed his name to the mononym "Joe."

못 찾겠다 꾀꼬리

Basketball ball ;(

the problem with joining mormonism is that it presents a certain reverse pascals wager. i'm happy with the terrestrial kingdom, it seems fine. if i became mormon, that'd risk me/ my children going to Outer Darkness which is bad. not worth it

She had an ass like a truck bed and a rack like high beams. And legs like wheels

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@TS_Dumb_Broad im sorry hwhat

I cannot stop thinking about transparent horse leather