Toby #FBPE #FBPA

Keir Starmership Prime Ministership🤪🤪🤪🤪 What does that even mean!! Truss goes deep in Trumps orifice

"If something is swimming like a fish and it smells like a fish - it's fishy. And right now something really bloody fishy is taking place in American markets." Has insider trading on Trump’s 'peace deal' made his mates millions? @maitlis | @jonsopel

Just minutes before Trump announced “productive discussions” with Iran to end the war, traders placed millions in oil bets. Is this a remarkable coincidence? Or are Trump’s friends getting filthy-rich from his war through insider trading? @maitlis

@SuellaBraverman Were you leaking again?

Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.

@RoryStewartUK But apparently he doesn’t take his presidency salary 🤣🤣🤣

It is so difficult to understand why Trump launched his Iran operation - an op so clearly damaging to US national interests, the global economy, Ukraine and the US’ closest allies in Europe and the Gulf. Then there is this….

🎥WHO PLACED THE BET? Someone just made a killing with an extraordinarily well-timed bet on financial markets, minutes before Donald Trump's announcement of war talks yesterday. Was it luck, or inside information? Either way... someone just got rich. Four min primer👇

Brexit has likely done more economic damage than feared. Recent evidence suggests the economic cost of Brexit may be approaching twice the 4% impact assumed by the OBR. The Chancellor has signalled a shift in approach to EU trade, but the effect will depend on how far the govt goes on alignement.

@realDonaldTrump/posts/116278159912794855" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru… I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

@RobertJenrick Get your Ouija board out and ask Maggie

Britain has paid Norway over £100 billion for gas since 2021. For gas they’re drilling in the North Sea, the same sea Ed Miliband has banned new drilling in on the British side. Madness.

@LizWebsterSBF @WendyNowak Conservatives & Reform are Orangina’s lapdog

🚨 Kemi Badenoch’s car crash Channel 4 interview was inevitable. You can’t call for “stopping the archer”… and then pretend that’s not escalation. Or admit we’re “in the war” but it hasn’t been thought through. It simply doesn’t add up. If the Conservatives want to be taken seriously, they need to reset their position and their leadership.

"He thinks he's Captain America...right now he's a bit like an insane grandad!" Labour peer Ayesha Hazarika accuses President Trump of having "no plan" for his war in Iran. #Newsnight

America’s ‘Secretary of War’ says “ungrateful allies in Europe” should be thanking Donald Trump for his action in Iran. But what should we be thanking him for? Is America actually winning the war? @maitlis | @jonsopel | @lewis_goodall

My close friend and colleague Steve Sweeney @SweeneySteve is nearly killed by an Israeli strike in Lebanon. Their vehicles are clearly marked as Press. They wear Press markings. He's alive. What more can we say.

Trump at perhaps the most dangerous of his presidency- simply, he looks like he’s lost control of events.

NORTH KOREA VIBES‼️

"Trafalgar Square has been used by Sikhs, Christians and Jews - it is literally our public square." Yet when Muslims pray there, Shadow Justice Sec Nick Timothy calls it an 'act of domination'. Does the right of politics have a problem uniquely with Muslims?

@PolitlcsUK @Mz_Kitten @guardian Not the first time either

🚨 WATCH: Lee Anderson allegedly broke Parliamentary rules on commercial filming after recording Cameo videos for Valentine's Day in his Parliamentary office [@Guardian]

@KemiBadenoch Why don’t you get a calendar?

ONLY a Prime Minister as utterly hopeless and totally clueless as Keir Starmer would press ahead with a hike in fuel duty in the middle of an energy crisis.

@christopherhope @GBNEWS @beverleyturner Is that meant to be a compliment? 🤣🤣🤣

NEW President Donald Trump praises @GBNEWS @beverleyturner as a "fantastic reporter". 💪

"Europe is saying to Trump: 'Hang on - we played the game, we raised defence spending, we found accommodations… 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘧**𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘥?'" Is Trump pushing Europe toward a breaking point with the US?