toby

fuck, and i cannot stress this enough, hayfever

“Were you a CONTAINER ship or were you a CONTAINED ship?”

Happy Thanksgiving to my favorite moment ever

I’m sorry but I cannot stop laughing at this the heat is making me hysterical

spell your name in the GIF bar and see what comes up

who tf came into the store and did this

think someone may have overdone it with the gravy today.

Cats (2019)

Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now Hedgehog: no

Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as you are

When train conductors drive past each other