Todd Kranenburg

I can’t believe people are still wearing flip flops

Humans will never stop finding new ways to use trays

Let it be known: if there’s even so much as a 20% chance we’re within biking distance, you MUST tell me if you’ve found a bar that’s doing karaoke @miss_subways @averyepstein

Oatenheimer

@jenfromthegap *fizzy

sometimes life is frizzy

@jenfromthegap m&s&m?

Did a new m&m drop?

@christress Can confirm. I peaked as Justin Timberlake in The Social Network

Ok last tweet about this… i did throw an (epic) VF inspired Oscar party in College where i cast all 140 members of my eating club (dont ask) as characters from oscar winning movies/oscar nominees of that year… ngl it was a big slay

@AVclubkid 👀

@miss_subways I reluctantly liked this

I was wearing long underwear at the eagle last night

The @NewYorker just sent me a notification for the firey hot take from their music critic on the liturgical songs of the nun Hildegard of Bingen, a highly underrated, self-produced LP from the late medieval period. They have officially lost the plot.

@emiliobarnsalez That’s the spirit

@toddkranenburg no case no problems 💜💜💜

Happy Monday. Phone cases are a scam.

@averyepstein I counter with all the times I drop my phone and it’s lack of damage

@toddkranenburg All the times I drop my phone and it’s lack of damage!!!

@christress I chose reason!!!!!

@toddkranenburg ok so you woke up this week and chose violence i see

@averyepstein What is your proof

@toddkranenburg Idk about this

@emiliobarnsalez Could we market them as dual-purpose umbrellas / parasols?

@toddkranenburg i've thought about this but it's tough cuz the demand for umbrellas fluctuates so insanely!! think if how many umbrellas CitiBrellas would need! im not sure the cost of maintenance would be justified :/

Citibike but for umbrellas.

@salemisms @averyepstein 👀 does anyone know a good lawyer for intellectual property cases?

@averyepstein The need is urgent

@toddkranenburg took me a sec but I actually think it’s genius

All mugs should be giant mugs