Avery Epstein

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Avery Epstein

@averyepstein

can't have nice things

Katılım Ağustos 2011

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·2 Kas

Coat checked my panini at a gay club tonight

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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·1d

I love how women are slowly phasing out the “bra”. No one knows their bra size anymore, we’re all wearing sports bras, bralettes or going braless and it’s amazing.

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𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄@Apremunit·2d

dear men if her pussy is always shaved or waxed, please always wear a condom.

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·1d

@emiliobarnsalez I asked the same

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·1d

@emiliobarnsalez No!! Not really. Crazy

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·2d

Todd has never heard of pac sun. Like this if you have…

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·4d

i dont know how ppl do virtual therapy every week, crying on a video call is so dark sided

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valentine@valawakened·5d

dating apps dont work for me because i need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·22 Nis

My toxic trait is I can’t let anyone read without me and now I’m in 3 book clubs

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·4 Nis

IKTR

Lena Dunham@lenadunham

All adventurous women do.

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g@34rths·2 Nis

Fantasizing about you fantasizing about me

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christine 🌿@xtinemarx·1 Nis

what is zohran mamdani’s plan for zohran mamdani to start wearing a helmet when he rides a bike

Meidas_Charise Lee@charise_lee

⁦@NYCMayor⁩ 💙💙💙💙 He’s young and energetic! How refreshing!

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·1 Nis

Is your family doing a funeral B2B Passover or are they normal

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iii@pmuniiii·25 Mar

i deleted your city from the weather app

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·14 Mar

Being very brave right now (wearing standing jeans to a dinner)

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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit·10 Mar

No ♥️

han@heymorewords

is this a safe space for me to say summer is my least favorite season in nyc

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·5 Mar

for sure this is about the speed dating event I was at last night 😂

jean@TW1NKD3STR0YER

just walked into a bar in crown heights and it was literally all first dates

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·5 Mar

@TW1NKD3STR0YER Cordelia

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jean@TW1NKD3STR0YER·5 Mar

just walked into a bar in crown heights and it was literally all first dates

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miia@miiagarro·5 Mar

men will stick their whole face in ur ass but be scared to open up about their feelings

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Morgan@MorganSpangler·3 Mar

I was thinking, instead of moving clocks forward an hour at 2 am on Sunday, what if we moved clocks forward an hour at 4 pm on Monday?

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Avery Epstein@averyepstein·2 Mar

me every time I’m on a free walking tour

Sash@GhoulGuard

im not from america im from new york

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