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The early bird gets the worm but the worm was up grinding too and got ate so what does that mean

@nafareall @Neutral_OC

@Neutral_OC Imagine some old guy gets a kids bicycle by chance and then wants to give it to some random kid and then saw this little girl in the front yard and was like oh perfect opportunity and then the whole story gets framed like he’s a kidnapper? 😅

A 7 year old girl was sunbathing in front of her home when a car stopped and the driver asked if she wanted a bicycle. She immediately recognized the danger and ran inside the house.

A lot of pain on my brain but I maintain

Remember when you fear mongering dumbasses were all worried about the hantavirus?

The coolest thing about being a water bender would be the unbelievable piss trick shots into the toilet

@georgeinlimbo @EddyG_95

@EddyG_95 @toebr0gan Not exactly rare but kind of neat. White satin moth

Did anyone see any cool bugs today?

@EddyG_95 Not yet :(

@anthracitedub Hell yeah

Butt Cheeks

I was wrong 😩

On the cusp of a 3 day weekend. I am impervious to all work bullshit today

@yungbaje Yessir

@toebr0gan #perspective

One man’s rock bottom is another’s glass ceiling

@scottmcleod24 So I’m still paying for gas

@toebr0gan Yeah but with the price of groceries these days…

*putting my bare ass up to my gas tank and farting* “I haven’t paid for gas in several years”

When I speak to Mexicans I like to use the word “mucho.” It means a lot to them.

Kill yourself, but do keep on living.

@yungbaje “You okay in there buddy? Sound like you’re pushing kinda hard”

@toebr0gan ask if they had enough fiber if theyre not going to the urinal

Letting all the other guys at the urinals know if they’re dehydrated

@pisshamster I’d say my intellect is on par with Fry’s so that checks out.

@toebr0gan Made me think of this

The early bird gets the worm but the worm was up grinding too and got ate so what does that mean