𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘

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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘

@toebr0gan

The absolute worst takes.

United States Katılım Mart 2023
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘
The early bird gets the worm but the worm was up grinding too and got ate so what does that mean
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Super Woofer 𝕏
Super Woofer 𝕏@nafareall·
@Neutral_OC Imagine some old guy gets a kids bicycle by chance and then wants to give it to some random kid and then saw this little girl in the front yard and was like oh perfect opportunity and then the whole story gets framed like he’s a kidnapper? 😅
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Dera II
Dera II@Neutral_OC·
A 7 year old girl was sunbathing in front of her home when a car stopped and the driver asked if she wanted a bicycle. She immediately recognized the danger and ran inside the house.
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘
The coolest thing about being a water bender would be the unbelievable piss trick shots into the toilet
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Squidward Testicles
Squidward Testicles@EddyG_95·
Did anyone see any cool bugs today?
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𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘
*putting my bare ass up to my gas tank and farting* “I haven’t paid for gas in several years”
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Absølute Zerø
Absølute Zerø@Zer0P0intOne·
When I speak to Mexicans I like to use the word “mucho.” It means a lot to them.
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Opioid Cunningham
Opioid Cunningham@anthracitedub·
Kill yourself, but do keep on living.
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king@yungbaje·
@toebr0gan ask if they had enough fiber if theyre not going to the urinal
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