Dave Chamberlain

@knotty_knickers Hi my order is still showing unfulfilled. This was ordered on the 1st. Any eta on delivery.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@evri_uk_care Just had a call from a customer service agent asking me to download an app to receive compensation. Sounded a bit strange. Is this common practice.

You can help increase Coulson Family Rescue’s entries into @easyuk’s giveaway to win a £1,000 donation – every new supporter who joins is an entry! Sign up before midnight 2nd November, it’ll only take two minutes: join.easyfundraising.org.uk/cfr/cqjpxi/s2s…

You can help increase Coulson Family Rescue’s entries into @easyuk’s giveaway to win 1 of 2 £500 donations – every new supporter who joins is an entry! Sign up before midnight 26th October, it’ll only take two minutes: join.easyfundraising.org.uk/cfr/cqjpxi/s2s…

@reallymatesake Mate went tonight. First half was dog turd. Second half better when subs came on. Goalie at fault for second.. Need a stricker. B

@LeeFMc83 First time I've seen the team live in 5 years. First half was turgid. Second half better. Wolves were there for the taking. Wasted game tonight. As I live I'm wolves not looking forward to work tomorrow.

An insult to the 3000 that made the midweek journey that. We are not in a position to not prioritise that trophy. The club is starved of success but you’d never have guessed with that team selection. Dear me that was dog turd.

Anyone after a painter then please get intouch as im free again! And by god do i know my way around a paint brush,private work / sub contracting im really not fussy,drop me a message please thanks. 🎨 🖌

@everypawuk Trying to log into the pet portal. Not having much luck. Account is email is verified. Still can't get in

@TheHallsWolves what an absolutely awful night. Having to stand when paid for a seat. If I was told it would be standing wouldn't have bothered. How do I claim my money back..

@reallymatesake In the briar rose having a celeabtory pint. Utft

STOLEN: Volvo V60 T5 Inscription Plus, reg KV69OJT. This is my friend’s pride and joy, and it was stolen in a Hanoi burglary from Beckenham at 6:20am. It’s a distinctive car, finished in rare Maple Brown with cream leather. Please keep an eye out, and RT this far and wide.

@reallymatesake Nice. brown sauce or red?

😳 OK Gareth chillout

@dudleymbc who do I report a green waste bin that has not been collected. Thanks

Demand Richard Masters' Resignation as CEO of the Premier League - Sign the Petition! chng.it/WBTc8xVR via @UKChange

Demand Richard Masters' Resignation as CEO of the Premier League - Sign the Petition! chng.it/Bxhcw9VJ via @UKChange

The boy trying to keep up.