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@tofidime

Dark, provocative, and ironic vibes . Thinker, Enthusiast and sometimes Philosopher, if the coffee was very tasty.

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Earth’s galactic rating: below Mars, slightly above TikTok . Follow for more dark & ironic AI art! #AIArt #DarkHumor #scifiart
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Are we just microorganisms living inside the body of some incomprehensible being… or players stuck on a specific server of someone’s cosmic game?
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You wake up at 2 a.m., look up, and see this. What are your first words?
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If the universe is a simulation, what glitch would you search for first?
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@TheFigen_ It's just a photo of a medieval proctologist. 🧐
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The Figen@TheFigen_·
Leonardo da Vinci - Saint John the Baptist. It looks a lot like the Mona Lisa. Then Mona Lisa is da Vinci?
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If aliens exist, why haven’t they visited Earth?
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Every time I feel déjà vu, I can’t help thinking that our life is just a recording, replaying itself over and over again.
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If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?
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One word?
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@rioferdy5 Next destination Championship? Since 2013 I have aged at double speed, the only hope was when businessmen from Qatar wanted to buy the club.
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Rio Ferdinand@rioferdy5·
Get Maguire up top… need players in the box ffs
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It seems humanity is truly doomed. We've returned to the Middle Ages, when wars were a routine matter — only now it's a direct confrontation between two nuclear powers. A group of politicians can't use diplomacy, so they just wave their nuclear warheads around like teenage boys showing off their d*cks. No to war! #Pakistan #IndiaPakistanWar
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Death is the only place where no one cares who you were. Everyone’s equal: bosses, poets, and those who reacted with “🤣” to someone else’s pain.
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This world is like a coliseum: on one side, a bloodthirsty crowd — on the other, a battle for life.
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Dream job: flexible hours, lots of social interaction, high pay. Just one downside — you can't put it on your résumé. Guess which profession I'm talking about?
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@midjourney knows how to create. How would you describe this picture?
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Cheer up — you’re the sperm that won the wildest race of all.
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Tried to capture the image of a lonely MILF through @midjourney — what do you think, did I pull it off? 😆
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The fitness routine of a lonely man. And how do you train? #humor #DarkHumour
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And to think, back in the day, theft was considered awful—they’d even chop off your hands for it Now on X, it’s just a ‘repost,’ and suddenly you’re a ‘creator’ Ironic, isn’t it? #MemeTime
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Real ones create, others just copy-paste What's your X vibe? #MemeTime
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