Toby Allen

git protip: Never work on master. It is always easier to push a #PR from a seperate branch @github

hmmm @ryanair gaslighting us all The better solution we would all like is to not pay for seats!

I'm voting for ⚡️@calebporzio @LaravelLivewire

@RhysLeesDev @ryangjchandler @PovilasKorop If I understand correctly, its not the slowing down that improves security, it is the consistency. If every time an operation is called it takes 750ms then you cant tell anything about the data that went into it.

@ryangjchandler @PovilasKorop That’s prity cool! didn’t know that deliberately “slowing” things down could actually improve security!

Came across a cool utility class in Laravel called: "Timebox". Not sure how many people know about this one so though I'd throw together a little video. Let me know what you think! youtube.com/watch?v=jUF5LZ…

Well I've just converted my 20 year #php project to #Laravel and now I've just converted it from #MSSQL to #MYSQL with views still intact. #AMA

@dunglas @ThePHPF @official_php @caddyserver @coopTilleuls Awesome for #frankenphp @official_php and @caddyserver

I'm delighted to announce that FrankenPHP is now officially supported by the @ThePHPF, that the project repository will be moved to the @official_php organization on GitHub, and that the collaboration between the PHP project, @caddyserver, and @coopTilleuls will intensify even further! PHP is kicking! les-tilleuls.coop/en/blog/franke…

@enunomaduro Ireland, be delighted to show you around East Cork.

my birthday is next week, so looking for a country to spend a few days—any ideas?

Amount of recent chaos can be attributed to current world leaders being on prescription drugs known to impair judgment. Is this something that should be discussed?

Hi @RestIsPolitics I have a question. We know that hitler was on amphetamines, Crystal Meth and Heroin before and during the war. This is thanks to fabulous books like Blitzed by Norman Ohler. Is there anything to suggest or should it be investigated whether a certain …

@SwiftOnSecurity Google photos?

Is there a product that will go through my photos and images and describe them with an LLM+OCR which I can then search, like Apple Photos? Example: Screenshot that says Credit Report

Hi @IrishRail @APCOAConnectIE #parking Do you know your payment webpage is broken?

Check out RTÉ News's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZGdrwaEYh/

@krishnanrohit No he hasn’t

He's become Captain Picard

Massive away win for the little fella.

What fun! The #Diplomat season 2 was wild Roll on season 3

@paddycosgrave Shouldn’t you be concentrating on other things at the moment

Fuck FFG.

Got myself some nice weekend reading #websummit

Y’all remember the computer game that was like this ? 🤣 or am I the only one

@paddycosgrave Good man. They can do with the cash.

Yesterday afternoon a letter arrived in Web Summit HQ addressed to me. It was an extraordinary letter: A bill from An Garda Siochana from… wait for it… 2014. Yes 2014. It was for €13,036.10 for policing at Web Summit 2014. We have no record of receiving the original invoice which was supposedly sent in 2014. In addition the law is clear that such a claim is statute barred after 6 years. I spoke with a former government minister about it, as well as a former assistant Garda commissioner and a former colleague of Drew Harris’s in British intelligence. I believe it’s some administrative glitch. None of the three believe so. But for the absolute lols I paid €13,036.10 in full this evening. I will also make a €1,000 donation to the Irish Council for Civil Liberties It’s been one of those uniquely bizarre 24 hours.

Next-generation phone networks could be 9000 times faster thanks to a new technique for transmitting multiple streams of data over a wide range of frequencies. #Echobox=1729640373" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">newscientist.com/article/245176…