ToFu Sats

@HoudiniSwap That is what your job is, to keep me private and protected fully

Not everything should float to the surface.

@HoudiniSwap Congratulations to all the anons in CT

Congratulations anon. Feel free to click on don't share to stay private.

@cryptorover Whilst at the same time $LOCK and $ZEC are working towards securing this market with sustainable future

THE NASDAQ IS STILL MILES AHEAD OF BITCOIN.

@HoudiniSwap Like the comparison right here, on point!

If you think crypto privacy tools are only for criminals, you’re NGMI. Not sorry...

@HoudiniSwap Been a quiet period for $DOT welcome onboard

If you’re reading this, you're not sleeping on privacy. Congrats. $LOCK in.

@HoudiniSwap Really want to gamble privately without making it to the headlines

You do you… but maybe fund your degen wallet privately next time?

@HoudiniSwap Everyone knows this is a household name for everything privacy

Was scrolling through CMC, and came across this post. Anybody seen this logo before? x.com/CoinMarketCap/…

@cryptorover About time, just as @HoudiniSwap Pay launched, so now privacy swaps gain an additional boost 🤑🤑 $SOL $ETH $SUI $BASE

💥BREAKING: $200,000,000,000 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CRYPTO MARKET TODAY. BULL MARKET CONTINUES?

@HoudiniSwap @Polkadot Nice work, always liked $DOT and what they stood for, and now I support it even more 🔥🔥

Private payments on @Polkadot are LIVE! Stop doxxing your address or making burner wallets every time you need to get paid in crypto. Create a payment link at houdiniswap.com/pay Send it. Payer settles with any asset they want. No wallets exposed on either side. Getting PAID shouldn't make you feel exposed.

@PepeTheGambler @monad this actually makes swapping into MON a lot less stressful lol

Houdini processed one of the very first on-chain transactions on @monad, privately routing USDC → MON. No address exposure. No public trail. No signal leakage. Exactly how high-value transactions should move on a high-performance chain.

Monad’s mainnet launch marks a major milestone and @HoudiniSwap is already live on swapping and Houdini Pay Private swaps, private payments, and seamless execution are now available for $MON across the entire Houdini ecosystem. Speed meets privacy. A powerful combination.

@HoudiniSwap Hiding my transactions and assets from others is just perfect

Privacy is security. Stay safe out there, anon.

@HoudiniSwap Lots of persons have been drained and has their assets made public for not jumping on privacy

You do understand what we do for a living, right? We literally build privacy tools that protect people from being tracked, farmed, or profiled… while also rolling our eyes at anyone who swears they “don’t need privacy".

@cryptorover Time for them to switch over to @HoudiniSwap and @Aster_DEX for $LOCK and $ASTER and stop playing the big capital game 🔥

Bitcoin retail traders have basically done nothing over the past year. 🫣

@HoudiniSwap Houdini Pay is here now so all of that can be put behind us! 🔥🔥

If we don’t spend our crypto, is it even a functioning currency? If every time we spend it, we expose sensitive info, is it worth using? If we need to bridge our entire stack to a new chain, learn a complex tool, or download a new wallet just to gain privacy... is that an upgrade or punishment? If every transaction leaks our balance, our habits, our strategy… are you really "ok" with that? If our activity can be tracked, copied, farmed, profiled, and monetized… are we really "improving" the current system? If we pretend this is fine, why does every serious user try to hide their moves anyway? If crypto was meant to empower us, why does using it feel like surveillance by default? If the future is on-chain, why is everyone expected to live their life in public? Crypto doesn’t scale until privacy does.

@HoudiniSwap Been waiting for this for quite a while now.

Monad Mainnet Loaded 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 100.00%

@HoudiniSwap @monad @keoneHD Starting off as the first block on here is definitely some bragging rights

Looks like we are the first block on @monad @keoneHD?

@AltcoinDaily For the better now faster then ever before, gems like $ASTER and $LOCK are already in the process of doing so!!

Crypto can change your life.

@HoudiniSwap Which is all the reason to buy now, especially $XMR and $SOL, and hold $LOCK as a store of value and passive income source ✅

Market dip, but funds keep moving. Here are last week's top tokens.

@CryptoTony__ @prophex_io AMA taking place in the midst of it all, get ready to be on the winning side, for all those listening in of course! 🤑

BATTLE OF BEARS VS BULLS AT THE MOMENT Whales really trying to chop us all up for meat

@prophex_io Am locked and loaded 🚀