John Truckasaurus

Watched Tenet properly the other day and I think I finally understand the ending - those names are the people who worked on the film

@GoodwinMJ Lol dry your eyes bono

I’d like to thank the silent majority of decent, hardworking, patriotic British people for supporting my book, Suicide of a Nation. For putting it in the Sunday Times bestseller list for three weeks straight - including two weeks at Number 1. To my knowledge, nobody with a self-published book has ever done this before. It is unprecedented. While the last few weeks have been a rollercoaster, they have shown something very important. They have shown there are millions of people in Britain who feel deeply concerned about how mass immigration is destroying their country, and feel completely excluded from the conversation. What we have demonstrated with this book is that by representing the silent majority, by leaning into the silent majority, we can bypass the establishment, the broken institutions, the groupthink that dominates our culture, and legacy media, too. My critics laughed. They attacked. Sneered. Criticised. Even called for me to be shut down. But while doing all this they missed two deeper points. First, we don’t need you anymore. You can’t control us anymore. We can cut through regardless. We don’t need the old gatekeepers, the old institutions, the old publishers, legacy media, the same old establishment figures. We don’t need your approval. Nor do we need to worship at the altar of liberal progressivism just to get published anymore. Those days are gone. The old world is dead. You obsess over “diversity” yet you consistently fail to deliver genuine diversity of thought. So we stepped up and addressed that gap. What this book shows is that we can build our own platforms and still cut through, topping the charts while saying whatever we like. Complete independence. They can’t stop us. They can’t censor us. Which means they can’t control us. Which is why they hate us. Second, what my critics also failed to realise, and what the success of the book reflects, is just how out-of-touch they now are from the country that surrounds them. Many of my critics claim to reflect and explain the mood of the nation yet none have even engaged seriously with my argument. Why? Because they’ve turned in on themselves and away from the people they claim to represent. Everybody can see it. They can no longer relate to the decent majority of Brits who are utterly fed up of being treated like second-class citizens in their own country and do not want to see their group demographically replaced. More than half the country recently told one respected pollster they now feel like “a stranger in Britain because of immigration”, including nearly 1 in 3 black and minority ethnic Brits. But who is actually speaking up for these people? When was the last time you actually read a book, listened to a BBC debate, or a fashionable Westminster podcast that took those people seriously and did not just write them off? There is a reason why I dedicated my book to the silent majority. Because I wanted them to know that unlike those who dominate the institutions in our country I will always stand up for them. I will always speak for them. And I will always fight for them. Whether by telling them the truth about what our useless politicians are really doing to the British people, representing their voice, or campaigning for them at elections. As I wrote in the book: “They will attack me because I speak for you”. And I will never stop doing so. So cheers to the silent majority and thank you for your support! 👍🙏

Watching a men’s game of football and seeing a man sent off for pulling another man’s hair thanks a lot woke

@BigDuncCastles Trust you to remember that !!

@tom_mcghee Happy Birthday Tom, hope all those candles don't set the house on fire like that hut in 'Nam.

Why yes it is my birthday today thanks for asking secret of my success? Just ageing and a good diet

The clocks have changed AGAIN. Just when you get used to it they pull the rug out from under you. It’s a GAME to them. I’d rather have never been born than have to live like this.

@cheekfaceREAL That new radicals one get what you give that might not even be the name of it makes me want to kill and not in a good way ah well stay lucky

fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site

kind of the greatest meme ever

@dank_ackroyd @carnmoneydave Thanks Ruth can you say them in any order or do you have to say them in the order you presented (brilliantly I may add) I am still laughing rn

Put your money away. For today ONLY. Three of my favourite phrases to say AND hear for ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫

@JonnyRoot_ lol dry your eyes bono

This is why I cannot stand the vast majority of modern tv shows & movies… I’m almost 5 episodes into Monarch: Legacy of Monsters and BOOM! the main character is outed as a lesbian. What a waste of my time this show turned out to be. I’m sick and tired of the amount of woke nonsense shoved down our throats. Hollywood, enough with the LGBTQ in movies and shows.

@CPFC_GEO Didn’t you realise that before? Like it was at Old Trafford (quite a big clue imho)

Was complaining about the decision then i realised who we’re playing Can they make it any less obvious 🤣

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport It’s not April first lads

Andre Onana reportedly wants to re-establish himself as Man Utd's no.1 when his loan spell at Trabzonspor comes to an end. More gossip 👉 bbc.in/4cazgbV

@TclurFancy Kenya, I'm an Australian sports journalist. I'm not a Scottish man with Tourette's Syndrome. We just have the same name.

You guys think and talk about Gary Neville too much ah well stay lucky

@CharlesMurray40 @judeinlondon Sit down dickhead you’re embarrassing yourself

I do. Which is why I don’t use racial slurs being used as an excuse to be an ableist piece of shit because guess what? Black people also have Tourette’s with coprolalia

Boy did I sure pick the wrong day not to have an opinion on Tourette’s

@TeBe_Blade @shawzsav Same but 34 years and also I haven’t stopped and also I’m still not embarrassed actually it’s not really the same at all is it ah well stay lucky

@shawzsav I smoked weed for about 15 years but I haven’t for about 6 now. Best thing you’ll ever do is stop. I’m so embarrassed that I used to be a stoner it’s so cringe

If you’ve followed me for a while you know that I smoke a LOT of weed, but im quitting today :) my mental health is quite bad right now and I think weed plays a large role in that. So wish me luck cuz weed is lowkey addicting asf 🩷

6 years ago this year, Robbin Rams released this goated version. a classic

@fletcher_k95373 @BRYN_BORANGA @MoralAgent01 ‘Very reasonable unless you attack me’ seems misjudged imho

@BRYN_BORANGA @MoralAgent01 Big man with the cavemen rhetoric Do you still fuck your mum?

why don't you fuck off back to Whoville you gopping little twat

@manfuego007 @solventspurs @Robat39 @TheAthletic 7

@tom_mcghee @solventspurs @Robat39 @TheAthletic I wonder what the maximum is. Beyond which, it just gets counterproductive.

🚨BREAKING: One #THFC player believed that while Ange Postecoglou was perhaps not the best coach, the squad admired his charisma, persona, and sexual prowess. Whereas, Thomas Frank, as the players saw it, did not have the “nutsacks” to manage a big club. [@TheAthletic]

@manfuego007 @solventspurs @Robat39 @TheAthletic 3

@solventspurs @Robat39 @TheAthletic I wonder what the require number of nutsacks is. Like roughly.