Aruba

@DlRTYSHlRT Noel literally only has one outfit!

peepaw with the grandkiddos

Looks like he works for Postcode Lottery

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@Coinvo Even if this was true, they will never get the public to comply with another lockdown!

BREAKING: 🇬🇧 The U.K. will likely go into lockdown in May if meningitis cases continue to escalate.

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@sheis_Z Indian food is utter shite and only appeals to fat pissheads with worn out taste receptors.

Unpopular opinion about FOOD that’ll have you like this

@BashyMc1 Please God, let it be the coach that this cunt’s on! 🙏🏻

Rivalry aside, this is class.

@AlexEveritt91 Driver’s doing what his company tell him to whilst he’s working on a Sunday ferrying you entitled cunts to Wembley.

Driver said we can't drink. Fuck off. En route to Wembley anyway Manchester City Football Club

@fairlyhung @DeanoGorton The same workings that say Lenny Henry, who all of a sudden is a victim of institutional racism, was quite comfortable doing this on kids TV. youtu.be/1vWOPu5onVM

@tomant3000 @DeanoGorton what were your workings to come to that conclusion? your mates down the pub all laughed at it?

Classic

@MichaelFKane It will be called “The Rise of Karen the Barbarian”

He's going to be a washed up loser and some young girl boss is going to come to him for training. Then he's going to die in some stupid way and with his dying words tell her "You are the Conan now," in that iconic accent. CONAN THE BARBARIAN WILL RETURN Roll credits.

He looks like Charles Dickens! #BBCLauraK

@CrottyStev13725 @DeanoGorton WTF are you talking about?!

In a nutshell, we’ve been betrayed by the US. They’ve gone ahead and started this without consultation with the UK and other allies and just expected us to join in in the back of the energy shock. They secured their own oil needs first by removing Maduro. Fuck them!! #BBCLauraK

Second time he’s said “we have the finest military in the world”. It took us a week to deploy our flagship war frigate! #BBCLauraK

@CrottyStev13725 @DeanoGorton Oh no, the peak of comedy is Nish Kumar and Rosie Jones.

@CrottyStev13725 @DeanoGorton Yes, it is.

Let’s not forget, that if Iran has long range ballistic missiles that can reach Western Europe, Obama paid for them! #BBCLauraK

@CrottyStev13725 @DeanoGorton “Bore off”

@hewantswealth Without increasing the clawback threshold by the same amount this is just another socialist policy of punishing success.

Rumours circulating of the Personal Tax Allowance increasing from £12,570 to £20,070 🤯 After YEARS of frozen thresholds…this feels like a breakthrough. More money in your pocket. More breathing room. More opportunity to actually get ahead. A monumental shift…🚀