Thomas James (Tom)

@WimborneTownFC Also my vote for POTS, glad to have the gazelle back 👍🥧

✍️ We are delighted to announce that Cam Munn has signed for the upcoming season! Another near ever-present last season, Cam made 48 appearances in 2025/26, scoring three goals, providing five assists and picking up three Man of the Match awards! Cam has now made 113 appearances for the Magpies, scoring 16 goals. 🗣️ On re-signing, @Cammunn07 said: “I’m delighted to be back, there’s no place I’d rather be! “I can’t wait to see all of our fans again soon and I’m looking forward to another successful season.” 🗣️ Manager Tim Sills commented: “Cam has matured as a player so much over the last couple of years and is now a stalwart in our midfield so to have him sign for another season is a huge boost. Expect energy, goals and the unexpected!” #UpTheMagpies

@WimborneTownFC 🙏🙌✝️

✍️ We are delighted to announce that Max Bustamante has signed for the upcoming season! Since signing for the Magpies last summer, Max has made a great impact both on and off the pitch, putting in some great performances and proving popular with supporters. To date he has made 46 appearances, scored 10 goals, provided seven assists and picked up two Man of the Match awards! 🗣️ On re-signing, @MaxBusta_9 said: “I’m delighted to re-sign. I've really enjoyed my time at this incredible club, and I’m happy it will continue to be my home for another year. “The supporters have made my experience here very special, and both on and off the pitch there is no better group of people to be around." 🗣️ Manager Tim Sills commented: “Max grew into last season brilliantly, showing flashes of brilliance in the early part and then more consistency later on. “He had great numbers in goals and assists and will only get stronger again next season, so I'm delighted to have him with us again.” #UpTheMagpies

@WimborneTownFC One more thunderc**t?😂

✍️ We are delighted to announce that Josh Carmichael has signed for the upcoming season! A near ever-present last season, Josh made 45 appearances in 2025/26, scoring four goals, providing 10 assists and picking up three Man of the Match awards! Josh has now made 109 appearances for the Magpies, scoring nine goals. 🗣️ On re-signing, Josh Carmichael said: “I’m really happy to be re-signing for another year, this club has become home for me. “We learnt a lot from last season and hopefully we can improve on those results this year. I can’t wait to get back in with the lads and get going again!” 🗣️ Manager Tim Sills commented: “Having another of our talismen back in Schuey is brilliant for the season to come. “So far we have signed all the right characters again, with more to come, and Josh will once again be pivotal in pushing us on again this season.” #UpTheMagpies

@SJackson1998 @WimborneTownFC Big loss but players will come and go, that's football. All the best Jacko, it was a great 3 years. I won't miss that moustache in Movember mind 😂

A massive thankyou to everyone at @WimborneTownFC for the last 3 years. I’ve enjoyed every moment but unfortunately it’s time for me to make a new chapter in football! I wish everyone at the club the very best and know that they will build a bright future. Cheers, Jacko ❤️

@BarryNSmith79 Quite a statement to make regarding subject knowledge. What's your data source to make such a claim? The graph you've reposted certainly doesn't back it up.

Interesting to think about. A lot of teachers don’t have great subject knowledge or presentation skills. We should be more honest about that. Only then could we attempt to genuinely improve sector. Only it’s all just PR. Spin is King.

@iamjoshboffin @KwikFitCS Go to your local trusted garage.

Since @KwikFitCS are refusing to acknowledge my emails, complaint form and will not call me, I thought I’d share this with everyone here. Last July, the cowboy mechanics at Kwik Fit told me that whilst they had my car for 6 hours, they had replaced the CV boots on my car. Today, I took it to my garage for its MOT and the tester revealed that Kwik Fit had not touched them. Perished rubber exceeding a year was obvious. So Kwik Fit took £300 from me and did not complete any of the work listed on my receipt. I’m hoping that this tweet will maybe jumpstart them into having a conversation with me and giving me my money back. Given that the cost of living is extortionate generally, I think everyone could do without Kwik Fit’s daylight thievery.

@hb_history I'm all for high standards and students being responsible for their own futures but sanctioning students for not going to school at the weekend is madness. If the school is so good, these sessions are frankly unnecessary also.

🚨 A letter to Year 11 families at Michaela Community School states that children who do not attend weekend and holiday revision sessions will “spend time in Referral” They must also attend in full school uniform

@SFC1888 Up the Shaft 😂

@DorkingWDRS Who's Rich going to slate on @bunch_amateurs now?

Niall McManus to leave the Wanderers The club can confirm that Niall McManus will depart Dorking Wanderers after eight years at Meadowbank. Everyone at the club thanks Niall for his outstanding contribution and wishes him every success for the future. Read more: dwfc.co.uk/2026/04/mcmanu…

@PintsDrank 2/10

Rate the line up out of 10

@tombennett71 Strange rule to introduce. Perhaps jumpers should be optional but blazers mandatory is a better play.

BREAKING: SCHOOL HAS RULES. More as we get it bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

With one home game to go and safety guaranteed, perhaps we could see @WimborneTownFC carry out some sort of initiative to attract new fans to the club like Poole Town did this week, sending family tickets to local schools to build the fan base. Just a thought 🤔

@tivertontownfc As a @WimborneTownFC fan, I hope you guys can regroup and bounce back quickly. Up the yellows 🟡

90'|FT Defeat to Wimborne. 🟡⚫️0-6⚪️⚫️ #OneTownOneTeamOneTivvy💛

@WimborneTownFC players right now!! facebook.com/share/v/1TN869…

@richardbartonuk @WimborneTownFC You're clearly a bad omen Rich. I'm asking the club to ban you indefinitely 😂😂😂

@WimborneTownFC Can’t believe I’m not there!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ come on you pies!!⚪️⚫️🥧

39’| SMITH AGAIN 🏹 🟡 0-4 🥧 | #UpTheMagpies

@WimborneTownFC @Joe_Smith_2004's on fire 🔥 their defence is terrified 👍💯

I was right @WimborneTownFC @Joe_Smith_2004 😉

@WimborneTownFC Yes @willfletchh ⚽🥅👍

11’| IT’S TWO!! 🟡 0-2 🥧 | #UpTheMagpies

@WimborneTownFC 🥚⚽🥅👍

3’| PERFECT START 🟡 0-1 🥧 | #UpTheMagpies

@WimborneTownFC @Joe_Smith_2004 scores goals ⚽🥅

TEAM NEWS Tonight’s Magpie lineup 🫡 #UpTheMagpies