tomisin🏁

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tomisin🏁

@tomeeson

taking myself seriously and also not too seriously 💙ChelseaFc

Lagos, Nigeria. Katılım Ekim 2011

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·7h

Overpriced and overhyped

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Mikasa 🫧@_kofs·22h

People who bite into raw tomatoes like they’re biting into an apple need to be in a straitjacket… cuz wtf 😖

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·11h

@NetflixUK Warra tweet🔥

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Netflix UK & Ireland@NetflixUK·14h

BBC News (UK)@BBCNews

Cannabis farm discovered in stately home which once hosted the King bbc.in/4tBQxjH

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·11h

@5exoqu Kepa man was very awful

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🎀@5exoqu·13h

I’m convinced if we had lost the champions league final that year,it wouldn’t have the same effect of pain as this loss had me. I was almost in tears.

Fico(Fan)@CFCFico

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·12h

@d_essentialesse Lol I be seeing your tweets though

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Broke sugarmummy (Bosslady doings💚)@d_essentialesse·12h

If algorithms likes make he dey show only me one my post, i’ll keep tweeting to my self. This is my only means of communication.

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·14h

h@te people funnier than me

Shravani@shrav_10

Referred someone at my company a few days ago the interview went so bad, they ended up interviewing me again

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Null@Vhoyde·25 Eki

The bouncer lets you in without searching you because he knows you. First you think that's cool. Then you start wondering how many other niggas he knows. Then you start wondering how many niggas are in here strapped.

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·15h

@jules_seyon 😭😭😭

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Germain!@jules_seyon·16h

I tell person say I dey UK, instead of make e say okay and move on, e dey flash my naija number 😂😂

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·17h

@Feezy_Hafeez Assuming he even makes the playoffs man😂 that team is shit

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ʜᴀғᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇz•••𓃵@Feezy_Hafeez·17h

He can't.

Legreatness@Legreatnessss

If Steph Curry can take out OKC in the first round he is the top 2 all time

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·1d

@rribdn @BlawkPanda You still call am aunty in 2026😂😂😂

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Ś E B I O T I M Ò🪖@rribdn·1d

@BlawkPanda Lmao who talk say na lie no get steeze while growing up be that. Aunty Mowunmi fuck scatter for my body when I dey jss2 and she been dey ss3 then. P.S we were neighbors

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Sir Bobby@BlawkPanda·2d

Was in JSS1 then I met this senior who has a big ass, She was in SS3. I dunno what I said while she passed my side but she heard and knew I was referring to her ass. She sent a junior colleague who lured me to the Assembly hall. Asked me to repeat what I said, which I did

Babalola Esq.⚖️@Owiggy_

What is your craziest experience in secondary school?

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tomisin🏁@tomeeson·1d

@MrEbukka @BlawkPanda Your own sef na js 1 too?

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NEXT@MrEbukka·1d

@BlawkPanda Lmao People saying this was a lie would shock when I give gist of this corp member that almost raped me. I thought I was going to eat food, me that didn't eat dinner cos they were waylaying those that didn't do labor. I was 9 in JSS 1

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