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@VicVijayakumar And on St. Patty’s day to boot!

well shit y'all, they got me

@utedaddy Best day of the year

hey there… morning everyone… A new season is upon us. Are you excited? Intrigued? What’s in store? What will this 2025 version of the Utes look like? Well buckle up kids for.. THE DAY OF GAME HAS ARRIVED!!!! #GOUTES #FAMILYONTHREE #FUCLA #SODAMP #RUNGAME #THROWGAME

@nihilists4jesus Great day for a glizzy

@VicVijayakumar Vic voice reveal

extremely satisfying yard chore

South America but South America is Brazil and Brazil is South America

@VicVijayakumar Dope. Sweet dreams!

I'm not going to deploy this right before I go to bed, but here's the feature that I will be rolling out this week.

You would think that a one-time faxing saas would be feature complete by now, but here I am coding something that’s like 8 sprint points, for one customer who paid $5 and gave me a 2 star rating

@VicVijayakumar Same. With the third kid we’ve had to lay all chairs down on the floor immediately after we finish using them or he will climb on them and make his way to the ceiling by all means possible.

third baby is insane she either climbs onto tall things using things that are right there (chair -> dining table) or she moves things into position to use as a stool everything we thought we knew about our house being baby proof is out the door speaking of which she unlatched the screen door and tried to go down the front porch today

z-index: 999;

@nihilists4jesus Is this that new new dianetics?

@scottew Ask Rocky Mountain Power: bobvila.com/articles/power…

I’ve had Nest’s auto schedule off forever and it still just creates stuff of its own volition ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@utedaddy It’s official now.

Hello there. Hope you're all doing great. I’m doing friggin fantastic myself. I just wanted to log in real quick to say… THE DAY OF GAME HAS ARRIVED!!! #LFGUTES!! #GAMEDAYU #ALLINORINTHEWAY #LL22 #BEATSUU #FAMILYONTHREE #EATSHITIOWASTATEFANS

RIP Joseph Smith, you would’ve loved Wingdings

@scottew This tweet caused me to look up the etymology of tank tops. Used to think they had some relation with military tanks and soldiers. Didn’t realize they were named after 1920’s bathing suits. TIL

I have an admission that it was only yesterday that I found out that the t-shirt is called that because the shape of it is a T

The Utah Anti-Nephi-Lehites 🏒 #NHLinUtah #NHL

@scottew Frontline observations. Thank you for your service.

***Longer post absolutely nobody asked for; feel free to skip*** Loose threads from Costco today 1. A worker was walking around the checkout line with a tray of Costco's new food court double chocolate chip cookies, handing out samples. 2. Cookie cost is $2.75 or so I think, while you can order a 9 pack that comes in a pizza box. 3. The $9.99 food court roast beef sandwich is the "hey big spender" most expensive food court item (but is it good?) 4. No Fairlife protein shakes were in stock, as usual; haven't seen them at Costco in a good while; did the relationship fall apart? 5. We saw somebody with a very large number of the boxes of raspberries pictured above. 6. There was a sign near the employee room at the front of the store with a ranking of top cashiers by sales volume; missed the top numbers but there were folks with $95 (I assume per minute?), which would be ~$45,000 volume per 8 hours. 7. There were surprisingly few people at the store for a Saturday in Utah; the post-Christmas lull is real. 8. Costco has its own "Energy Shot" product along the lines of 5 Hour Energy; it's stocked in the pharmacy area alongside vitamins rather than in the caffeinated drinks area, which seemed interesting. 9. Product grab bag (none purchased): calamari crunchy flavored snacks; so many ramen/noodle bowl choices; 25 pound bags of basmati, short grain calrose, medium grain calrose, long grain, and jasmine rice; microwavable packets of cilantro & lime rice; Top Golf gift cards for $80; magic spoon cereal (picked up the box and it felt as if nothing was inside). 10. Do you have them put your small items in boxes? We don't. Cardboard Removal as a Service (CRaaS) would be a good modern business to augment regular recycling. ok bye

$2.20 for raspberries at Costco. Inflation has been defeated

@MUSSemeritus Harrison Handley

Who’s the Utah TE goat?

Goodnight, sweet prince. 🫡

@Utah_Football This is really late notice for me. I usually lay out my coordinating outfits days in advance.

Last minute update - we are wearing red pants instead ⚫️⚫️🔴

@jon_bois watching football twitter.com/sportsguy83930…

@EliMcCann KSL Weather app

The weather app absolutely sucks. We just had a 60-minute downpour. It regularly says we have clear skies during torrential downpours throughout the city. Please tell me if there is a better app.